Joker's Bottle of Frogs

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So, I'm parked overnight in this anonymous layby, near the "rectum-of England' (that'd be Grimsby, if you weren't sure) and there's a road-crew just gone by and "coned" me in.
(last time I spent the night in this part of the country "they" (the night-crims) cut a six-foot slice out of my trailer)
So, when the alarm goes off (at 5am) I'll be the one dragging "truck-prints" over their newly-laid-and-still-smokin' tarmac then.

(watch for me in the Grimsby Evening Gazette, I'll be the one in handcuffs)
26th Nov 2009, 23:11  


Wendle says:

Oh dear. What are you hauling to (or from - fish?) Grimsby!? I know some Grimbarians, i'll ask them to keep an look out for you in the paper :P

27th Nov 2009, 07:53

JokerXL says:

I'm in Blackpool now.
By the time I needed to leave they'd cleared away all the cones again. No idea what they did, nothing seemed any different.

27th Nov 2009, 08:31

Wendle says:

Eh, it's Grimsby innit. Let's not try to understand their primitive ways ;)

27th Nov 2009, 08:36

paintist says:

perhaps they put them up to protect

27th Nov 2009, 09:05

JokerXL says:

Or protect others from me.

27th Nov 2009, 09:24

540air says:

That's the more likely one ;)

27th Nov 2009, 13:18

maickel says:

sorry mart.

they know you by now, that's why they coned you in.

did you see the song "please stay in this time." and the other side of that song says "NO PLASTICS"

28th Nov 2009, 21:44