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12th Feb 2009, 20:53   | tags:,,,


a slug is being interviewed by police after being beaten up by two snails. "Did you get a good look at them?" asks the cop. "Not really, it all happened so fast!"

12th Feb 2009, 22:05

Itouchedabee says:

I love that joke ha ha , but i know it with a turtle getting beaten up :)

12th Feb 2009, 22:14

a turtle got beaten up by two snails? unbelievable!

12th Feb 2009, 23:42

Itouchedabee says:

the police did not believe it either...poor turtle

13th Feb 2009, 09:12

that's one of the problems of being a turtle, nobody believes you

13th Feb 2009, 10:47

Itouchedabee says:

We could start a campaign or something..."Believe in Turtles - Believe in Yourself!"

13th Feb 2009, 10:57

I will not campaign for those purveyors of deception and dishonesty, DON'T BELIEVE THE TURTLES!

13th Feb 2009, 11:38

Itouchedabee says:

Did they do something to you? Did they beat you up or stole your lunch? You can tell me! TRUST me!

13th Feb 2009, 12:12

How was I to know the turtle was in league with those snails? I went to help as any bypasser would, and... oh it's too much!

13th Feb 2009, 16:06

Itouchedabee says:

Show me on the doll where they touched you. It is ok you are safe now!

13th Feb 2009, 16:14


13th Feb 2009, 21:03

Itouchedabee says:

Oh NO! That is...err well that is oh my god I cannot find the right words for this...horrible I guess!

18th Feb 2009, 12:00

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