a slug is being interviewed by police after being beaten up by two snails. "Did you get a good look at them?" asks the cop. "Not really, it all happened so fast!"

I love that joke ha ha , but i know it with a turtle getting beaten up :)

a turtle got beaten up by two snails? unbelievable!

the police did not believe it either...poor turtle

that's one of the problems of being a turtle, nobody believes you

We could start a campaign or something..."Believe in Turtles - Believe in Yourself!"

I will not campaign for those purveyors of deception and dishonesty, DON'T BELIEVE THE TURTLES!

Did they do something to you? Did they beat you up or stole your lunch? You can tell me! TRUST me!

How was I to know the turtle was in league with those snails? I went to help as any bypasser would, and... oh it's too much!

Show me on the doll where they touched you. It is ok you are safe now!

THEY ATE MY LEAVES!

Oh NO! That is...err well that is oh my god I cannot find the right words for this...horrible I guess!