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I figured, if I'm going to have a camera phone then I might as well share the pictures. So here I am sharing.

I now carry a Crackberry Pearl because my RED RAZR drowned in an unfortunate bathroom incident in NYC.


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Look what we found in Myrtle Beach! Kinda creepy.
7th Jun 2005, 21:28   | tags:,,

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Flanders Beef Patties? Amazing!

7th Jun 2005, 22:56

this still gets a giggle out of me :)

7th Jun 2005, 23:16

Bubba (bryan-dot-veal-at-gmail-dot-com) says:

Are you kidding? Those are the best burgers ever! They are specially ground with ice crystals to make them super juicy. You can't thaw them before cooking or they'll fall to bits. Best of all, the patties are shaped like Georgia! They're headquartered near my hometown.

8th Jun 2005, 04:01

Tiny, we just got schooled!

8th Jun 2005, 04:01

Bubba says:

I'm the authority on such things.

8th Jun 2005, 04:05

Tiny says:

Is that so?? :) You shoulda come w/us to the beach. You coulda made us some burgers! :)

8th Jun 2005, 04:06

BOO says:

I really don't know what kind Flander Beef Patties that all of you had, but I bought a pack of 20 1/4 lb'rs from Wal-Mart and they really suck!!! They don't even taste like ground beef and they are real mealy...not your regular Beef Patties I can assure you that. I wish I had the companies email as I would write them with my dislikes of their so called 1/4 lb Beef Patties!!!

23rd Aug 2005, 18:47

Karasue says:

Yeah, at first I thought I seasoned them too much, but turns out these Wal Mart bought crappies are awful!!!!!!!!!!

13th May 2007, 00:28

Matt says:

Do Not Buy Flanders.

They are absoutely disgusting, there is a reason why they cost less than half as much as the other brands of frozen beef patties. They seem to be half meat and half fat/by products. They honestly don't even taste like beef, and the grease it leaves behind is a disgusting grayish kind that looks like car grease. Flanders has also had to recall tens of thousands of pounbds of their product due to E. coli contamination.

21st Feb 2008, 20:07

Rudy says:

No use Boo.
I did email them and got no resonse. I guess they know how awful they are.

12th Mar 2008, 16:17

burgerboy says:

Just tried them today.... Wonder if I can get my money back! Soymeal beefhearts and fat yummy NOT! :-(

13th Jun 2008, 18:14

dono(don-dot-willcox-at-gmail-dot-com) says:

Okay, I helped a friend at a party by manning the grill. He had both Flanders frozen and Bubba Burgers.

Flanders were very strange. They appeared to be Way to fatty. They caused flare-up on all but the lowest setting on the grill. Also, they never firmed up. They just became limp circles of pooled grease. I have never seen anything like it. Just for fun I left one on for an hour or so - still flexible! I would guess half fat.

The bubba burger appeared much more normal. Thick, rich looking and they cooked very normally without disgusting grease pools shown by the Flanders.

Conclusion - Bubba looked and tasted fine; Flanders burgers were greasy and unacceptable.

28th Sep 2008, 16:13

Barbara Costa(redmoonbanshee-at-yahoo-dot-com) says:

I have never been so disgusted. the looked and tasted like sausage patties.I could also taste the soy protein.

30th Oct 2008, 23:40

Steve Martin(mepatriot-at-juno-dot-com) says:

Actually, they don't taste all that bad, but I have to agree with everything else that the texture is just bazaar. I wonder what all else is in their besides "beef". Can they be less than 10% beef and still be called "beef" on the box?

6th Feb 2009, 17:27

Tonya says:

I cooked up the Flanders patties last night...they are the worst thing EVER!! The kids wouldn't eat them. Not even the dog would eat them. When I read on the box what was in the patties I was sick. Beef hearts....what??? I just wanted a BBQ burger. Never again Flanders. How have they been around since 1953??

8th May 2009, 18:12

Tim says:

I made the mistake of buying 20 Flanders 'beef"patties at Walmart. I am a Walmart proponent, not a basher and will eat almost anythng but honestly, they are right up thee among the worst products I have ever purchased in my life. They have the consistency of a hot dog. If my brothers dog wont eat them, into the garbage they go. They are not fit for human consumption

12th Jun 2009, 00:26

Jake Riley says:

You guys suck my pets wouldn't even eat flanders meat. We cooked 11 burgers and they all turned out like crap. You guys should be embarassed and probably close down your meat packing operation

28th Jul 2009, 00:36

Scott Riley says:

Yeah he's right. your burgers suck. You guys are a slap in the face to the meat industry. We can only pray that you guys close down your business

28th Jul 2009, 00:38

Stew Pidasso says:

You guys suck a big fat hairy ball sack! i cut of my own dick after eating your product because i felt i could never love again

28th Jul 2009, 00:46

koaftder says:

I bought a pack of the flanders patties the other day. 20 patties or something, heavy box, cheap, what a deal! Tastes like shit though. It is what it is. Cheap low grade meat ground up fine and pressed into a patty. The beef hearts aren't a big deal. Nobody turns their nose at a hot dog and we all know full well what kind of fucked up shit is in those things.

There is a use for these cheap ass patties though. Thaw them out and use it with hamburger helper. It works fine for that purpose.

8th Aug 2009, 11:44

Gman says:

After I bought them and saw the gray color I knew I made a mistake, that is when I checked the ingredients, I tried one anyway with a huge slab of onion, and the dung like taste still came through, my dog ate a few one day, reject them the next day and ended up sick from the ones he ate. We got woken up by barks at 3:00, and once at 5:20 so my sick dog could crap out the flanders patties

1st Sep 2009, 18:50

Alina says:

SO i came upon this website from googling the horrible frisbee i ate last night. I as well bought the 20 1/4 flanders burgers..i shoulda known bc the real frozen burgers were 12 for $7.68...not 20 for 7.38. They looked odd and when i cooked them, some of them bloated like a baloon and i cut it and it deflated..made delicious burgers and took a bite. YUK YUK YUK disgusting..my family kept jokin...you better eat your boca! even my 5 yr old nephew was laughin at the "boca sausage". My little dog eats everything (even cat poop) and she tried to eat the burger...took a bite, spit it out and walked away. wow flanders. And to top everything off, my fingers still smell like those nasty things even after washing and sanatizing. BLA i want my money back!

22nd Sep 2009, 16:45

Rick says:

Like everybody else,I tried to eat one of these things.I managed to eat half of one and couldn't finish it.I gave the remaining half to my dog.She tried to eat it but had to start licking her ass to get the taste out of mouth.

9th Jul 2010, 02:45

Eric says:

I just grilled up a mess of them. I agree with everyone here. I had flames shooting out of my grill. My wife made them inside a few times and I thought she had over-cooked them because they tasted like cardboard (sorry cardboard), so I tried them on grill tonight. I made some double burgers out of them. They fell apart as I ate them, and they did not taste anything like a beef hamburger. I have no idea what I have just done to myself, but like the lady above said, I found this sight when I was looking for information on what the heck kind of garbage I just wolfed down. NEVER AGAIN. Wow! Flander's sucks BIG TIME!
It is total trash and shouldn't be on the market at all. My wife and I are cracking up that there is a whole site here just for Flander's customers to console each other after experiencing this unsavory mystery patty.

6th Aug 2010, 02:37

Georgia Bubba says:

What does everyone expect from Wal-Mart?? You get what you pay for. Their burger patties are sliding gut bombs that should not be for human consumption. Bubba Burgers are the way to go. Great product from the Great State of Georgia. They do not shrink much, they are juicy and have a great taste.

10th Aug 2010, 21:45

Tammy says:

I cooked these up in a pan last night. They were so awful! I am shocked my dog ate one. These are also going in the trash. i emailed the company and just said their beef patties sucked big time. i also emailed Walmart and told them that also. They should not sell this garbage. i did not buy these my husband did because he is real cheap.

11th Oct 2010, 13:55

Glenn Danzig says:

i tried giving a flanders patty to a starving stray cat and he just gave me a dirty look and rann away! can't blame him.DISGUSTING!!

9th Nov 2010, 05:31

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15th Feb 2011, 22:58

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15th Feb 2011, 22:58

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15th Feb 2011, 22:58

wow says:

my ma brought these home one day. I been craving a burger for days and when I seen a box of 20 1/4 pound burgers I was happy.How they get away With big letters on the front that say "BEEF PATTIES" is beyond me. anyway I looked at the patty and it was grey as hell. When i threw it on the hot skillet it started falling apart and it didnt even sizzle I couldnt even tell if it was cooking. then after a while the outside was burnt but weirdly the inside was still soft and pasty. my kictchen was full of smoke and the patty shrunk to the size of a fucking half dollar. I thought maybe it was my mistake because I havent cooked a burger in a while or maybe it was the pan i used. I threw the patty to my dog and he didnt even want to eat it. I cooked another one trying to keep it together and when it was done it has the WORST AFTERTASTE I EVER HAD IN MY LIFE. I knew that this shit wasnt anything even resembling beef. I looked all over the box for the ingredients, and its on the side in print so small it hurts your eyes. How this bullshit is even on the market is beyond me

20th Jul 2011, 03:49

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