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at work, having a really bad day. i've got to get out of this place...
13th May 2005, 03:57  


mat says:

..if it's the last thing you ever do?

aww. bad days are horrid.

*hands you a cup of tea*

Also, I've just realised why your phone number keeps slipping through my "don't let people's phone numbers get published on the internet" filter, and I've left myself a note to fix it first thing tomorrow.. sorry about that, I'd only just noticed it happen.

13th May 2005, 04:03

Renee says:

i'm surrounded by idiots, IDIOTS!
do you have any cookies for my tea?

{no prob re the ph number}

13th May 2005, 04:08

mat says:

only huge chocolate ones, if that's ok? :)

since I started working for myself, I've pretty much got rid of the idiots problem. the flip side of that is that if someone does screw up, it's usually me...

13th May 2005, 04:10

Renee says:

huge, chocolate, good - i'll take two.
one to eat and one to throw at someone's head...
{i shouldn't waist a good cookie though, perhaps something bigger and harder... *reaches for a stapler*}

13th May 2005, 04:20

bronxelf says:

no no. Don't fling the stapler. undo the little catch so you can staple dirrectly onto a surface, walk up behind the victim and ka-chunk that sucker right into the back of their head.

MUCH more satisfying, and you don't throw your weapon away in the process. :)

13th May 2005, 04:24

Renee says:

good point and fantastic idea! i'll dash out the back and get the industrial staple gun. let me state that i'm a pacifist, but i’m having fantasies about walking around the office 'fixing' idiots to surfaces with my new weapon. hand to desk, leg to ergonomic chair perhaps.

i'm clearly unwell today.

13th May 2005, 04:38

bronxelf says:

You can always count on me for good ways to turn everyday office supplies and household items into weapons.

Really. :)

13th May 2005, 04:46

Renee says:

that is comforting to know. it’s good to have friends with different talents :)

13th May 2005, 04:50

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