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hello, my name is al. i make music by myself and with a band called the fictive kinship. i work in an office in london on railway related stuff and cycle to work every day. i love cooking, swimming and riding my bike all over london. i try to eat well, write good songs and not drink too much. i don't always succeed.

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umbrella massacre

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there was another dead one sticking out of a bin just out of shot to the right but i couldn't be arsed to stand in the cold wind and rain getting it in the pic.

In old street i saw pink one flapping wounded and ownerless along the pavement, and the bin outside london bridge contained four or five mutilated brolly corpses.

why must people persist in taking out their umbrellas in storm force winds? it's brolly cruelty!

besides... JUST WEAR A HAT! it's warmer, more portable, leaves both hands free and much less likely to POKE ME IN THE HEAD!

and another thing, surely it should be BRELLY?

11th Mar 2008, 14:12   | tags:,,,

you'll be demanding that stockbrokers stop wearing bowler hats next!

11th Mar 2008, 14:37

billion says:

re: surely it should be BRELLY or UMBROLLA?

well said. it's about bloody time someone asked that question.


11th Mar 2008, 14:59

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