Yay! That was one of my favourite short cuts when I lived in York :)

Now see, you can't go swanning off to America - Crickson will destroy his islets of Langerhans with the evil Darkberries & you won't be able to pop back for medieval pedestrianism/ visits to Betty's. Use your ticket for a holiday out there, then slip some sedative in his Frootloops & bring him back before it's too late!

I'm afraid I'd need an awful lot of sedative to counteract the sugar high of Frootloops. Could be tricky to calculate the right dose. I will really miss York (already do, even though Leeds isn't that far away), there's no getting away from that, but I will be back one day. In the meantime I'll see what interesting dark alleyways I can explore in America.... On second thoughts, I'll stick to the well-lit areas to begin with!