Middle aged cat (Hey! I didn't ask you to write that!). Ruler of the world. Homesick for the sacred, medieval town of Dunstable, in which I was born of true Blue-blood lineage. Contemptuous of the slaves in which I am forced to share a home with (so I ask you, who IS the slave, exactly?). Thank God there are only two of them (slaves that is), although, frankly, one can never have too many.
