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Tori's tour bus and Seth's tour bus.
I was just being silly with the little cars.
*giggles girlishly.
*also titters a bit.
hmmmmmmmm naughy babs, I wil get Seth to chastise you!
..............and in those final 7 words maymay made an old woman very happy.
and scared a 30yr old award winning sexy folk fiddler sh*****s.
:0)
awwwwwwwww babs its nothing! its seems weird saying sexy & folk singer in the same sentance but there's no denying he is a complete fox
with pointy ears and a bushy tail and rummages in dustbins and bites the heads off chickens at night you mean??????
*wonders if we'll get some ,ahem. interesting pics from amsterdam
*dearly hopes so .
Ooooh yes that would be a pleasant surprise...*wonders if he puts marmite on his chicken heads*
he's a fox , he has paws, he can't get the lid off the jar.
*wonders if lads were among 2000 naked people in amsterdam today for big arty pic.
*wonders
*doubts it.
*wished had thought of it in Rome
:0(
*wonders if Amsterdam's reputation for prostitution will come in handy for the lads....
*wonders if the lads will be demonstrating this by themselves or just making use of it...
*wanders off in disgust..
United States Photographer Spencer Tunick's work:
'The photos include women on bicycles or men at a service station, as well as models posing at one of the city's famous bridges in Amsterdam's historic centre.'
*wonders if Seth could be involved in the naked photos with his bicycle...
*wonders if stabalizers are still on.
(bike not prostitute)
*really really hopes for pics from amsterdam now.
just in case.
*wonders if fox was related to recently deceased rabid moorland fox.
*puts hand in pocket for anti-rabies shot just in case
Do foxes ride bicycles??
Do prostitutes have rabies??
....do bicycles have rabies!!???
That is all.
....foxes with ride bicycles with little baskets on the handlebars to carry their anti-rabies shots in.
I know this for I have seen it with mine own eyes.
Prostitutes ride with or without stabalizers.
I make this up as I go along .
It is never all.
I know, I have tried many times.
I don't know you make a perfectly innocent comment re Seth's extreme desirability & the next thing you know he's riding bikes naked and covorting with prostitues............que?? Some order is needed around her obviously, we need a firm hand...'sniggers quietly' .........or a firm something
oh yes, definately firm.
*likes the fact that when maymay looks in a mirror all that can be seen are 2 yams.
Ok babs when di dtheforeign fruit make an entrance!
the foreign fruit never left the building .
man cannot live by bread alone, no,,,,,,
he also needs yams.
and beer.
babs I would just like to say ........you are completely barking hurrah! Actually what we need and want are Amsterdam pics cmmmmmmmon Set & co piccies puleeze
Puzzles.............are yams fruit and what do they look like? am off to Wikipedia
still wants amsterdam yes.........but is really putting hopes on lederhosen.
Mmm...leather shorts....mmmm
thigh and bottom smacking ........
really really bored with thebus pic now..........slopes off to sulk re lack of Seth in lederhosen mitt braces
I know what you mean , we ought to be flooded with visual treats from the tour.
*rules of blog stipulate that new pic should be forthcoming at least once a week.
*lodges complaint.
And think of the fabulous photo opportunities in Germany with the country's amazing supply of humourously shaped sausages .
.....with or without lederhosen babs? still puzzling over yams actually and not yet ready for sausages
Mmmm....lederhosen and humourously shaped sausages,...
*wanders off into a daze..
we could have a" spot the sausage "competion .or" shape the sausage into something amusing "competion
just thought the snug fitting lederhosen would add an international flavour to the proceedings
*wonders if lederhosen are too tight fitting to accomodate pockets.
*wonders
I just spluttered my tea all over my keyboard!!
*finds that complaint is lodged so fast that it won't dislodge and begins to look rather uncomfortable
uncomfortable my arse,
Spot the sausage eh?? I didnt know Seth had a spotty sausage...what will he reveal next....
*Runs
I've heard of spot the dog but not spot the sausage.
Hopefully the vacuum conversion will work and all will be revealed .
How about a combination of spotty sausage and clifford the big red dog....that fits....
but then there's a risk of clifford the big red dog eatung the spotty sausage
OH...so thats what they get up to.... :-0
*wonders if clifford the big red dog has lederhosen.
*googles clifford the big red dog.
he really is big.
he eats cars not sausages.
I remember a certain request in Leeds but I bet the lads are on their best behaviour with so many ladies present ;-)
*wonders if Mr Spade's phone works abroad*
These folk singers are like buses....none for ages and then 2 come at once.
*wishes could remember certain request at Leeds but can't.
"2 come at once " is so crying out for witty punchline but is trying to be good.
*angelic smile.
*puts on mittens.
*sits on hands.
*puts laptop in dustbin and puts at far end of garden behind shed.
*does a bit of weeding on way back to house.
*goes inside to look out of window.
if you do make contact with Mr Spade , ask if they want a cake. He might reply to you . I think he resents the fact I'm a deranged international stalker.
You're not a stalker. You just have a gift for contrived coincidence. It's different.
Who is Mr Spade ar ewe onto gardening know........puzzled
all the ewe/sheep jokes are under the pic of Seth's lovely hair .
that wasn't a joke it was a typo silly! sighs theatrically as babs
Mr Spade is the one wearing the dungarees.
dear little dungarees
Don't forget the little bucket for when he gets overexcited.
*gets nostalgic
*runs to holodeck for comfort.
*whooshy door noise.
*wooshy door noise
forgot knob
*wooshy door noise
*runs to holodeck for old times sake.
and mine obviously.
*wanders back in...
*stops dead in tracks..
*stares at prospect of Mr Spade's dungarees...
dear little dungarees
Is he known as spade due to what he does with a spade...??
*runs and hides behind tree
...or because he is a spade...a spade wearing dungarees??
*mind boggles..
*furtles through old manuscripts of blog.
ah yes, here it is,
goole david spade is what it says here.
a spade wearing dungarees?
don't be silly, are you getting confused with bananas in pyjamas perhaps??
Oh yes...that must be it.. I always wondered with bananas in pyjamas if they have difficulty going to the toilet...with all this removing of both pyjamas and unzipping of skin...
*ponders
hhmmmm.
*ponders
*decides "unzipping of skin " sounds really really painful
*can't get snappy theme tune out of head
Bananas...in pyjamas...are coming down the stairs...*dances*
*runs upstairs to find suitable teddy bear..
*begins to act out scene...
*stops
..oh dear..
*starts to say something about not minding seeing the banana in a certain person's pyjamas
*but stops
*sharp intake of breath*
....no actually i see what you mean...
*feels guilty
I can think of something better then a banana .
Oh dear me , yes.
hang on cress, who exactly are we talking about here ????
*wonders if it's same person .
*wonders
Babs. Pull yourself together, woman. There was NEVER a kids' TV programme called treetrunks in pyjamas.
Someone who wears pyjamas I shouldn't wonder.
I know that silly. I was thinkng about the one that used to be on Saturday mornings at 2am on the grown ups channel, *knobs in pyjamas, why, I even remember the theme tune , luckily.
knobs in pyjamas are coming down the stairs, and all over the hall carpet .
Oh! I have a very vague memory of that one, now you mention it. Their pyjamas were kind of wipe-clean PVC weren't they?
The theme tune to Bananas... used to give me the willies.
Seriously, I couldn't sleep at night sometimes because of it. I'd be tossing in my bed for hours.
you poor thing.
it must have been so hard for you.
hopefully.
*takes another intake of breath*
WHAT!!! I leave you two for 10 minutes and the place falls to pieces with obscenities!!
Jeeeez!!!!
falls to pieces? it's the obscenities that keep this bloody thing going .
*is stunned
Yeh, thats quite true....*withdraws comment*
*giggles*
oh come now.
there's no need to apologise.
*wonders how conversation went from mr spade to bananas in pyjamas in first place.
*is mystified.
its boredom......thats what no new pics , nothing a big fat nothing.......not a sausage
Well....we did the sausage thing in here...so they didnt need to do that..
but pics would be good!!
I shall throw caution to the wind and endeavour to get some at at the weekend.
Not only shall we have Seth in Florence , we shall also have Seth in Beverley.
he gets about a bit doesn't he.!
having said that there is still time for maybe a little something from copenhagen .
*finds info to support fact that Seth gets around a bit....
Just found a fiddle tune called Troy's wedding...but tht wud mean that he doesnt get around....hmm...i dunno
*is bored and in need of ridiculously far fetched adventure
*wanders of to look for one.
*missing "f" from "of "comes running in late
"wait for me !"
wanders in...........looks around...........stomps pff in a huff
ooh mislaid my 'O' should be off not pff...or piff, or puff or naything like that............still in a huff though
*wanders back due to lack of finding ridiculously far fetched adventure.
*trips over O lying on floor.
*picks up and puts on shelf next to box of Fs and handleless mug containing full stops and commas.
*waits.
....and an & na the wrong, I meant the way round I meant to say anything..........I 'll see if I can find an adventure babs, if I do do you want chips with it?
why not.
I thought i saw the beginning of an riproaring adventure hiding behind the tree over there but it turned out to be a romantic story of love , betrayal and carpentry.
carpenters are good with their hands.........invite him along...
*invites carpenter along.........
*puts carpenting tools in pocket.
ooh good, is he wearing a kilt?
a kilt and a vest.
but not a hat.
*invents amazing new name*
...*ponders
Is the carpenter wearing a tool belt over his kilt??
no, under
*decides must have snappy new name too.
*ponders
*decides upon treacle
*tries it out.
is ok .
all though there are many who would disagree.
I like your sheep,in fact I love sheep generally.
Still bored though!
is it surely not a bit impractical for the carpenter to wear his tool belt under his kilt?
*ponders
though i would think many an oppurnity for a perve every time he needed a tool ;)
*wonders if blatantly stated the obvious
*scruffles around looking for dazzling riproaring adventure
Farewell tour bus for I am done and off to see new pic
*dances around essence of new names*
*decides to also make new home under bus.
*decides that could be painful so goes under new pic instead
*shouts
WAIT FOR ME.
