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"why would a reviewer make the point of saying someone's *not* a genius? do you especially think i'm *not* a genius? you didn't even have to think about it, did you?"

"monkeys are superior to men in this: when a monkey looks into a mirror, he sees a monkey.”

"i am secretly afraid of animals.... i think it is because of the usness in their eyes, with the underlying not-usness which belies it, and is so tragic a reminder of the lost age when we human beings branched off and left them: left them to eternal inarticulateness and slavery. why? their eyes seem to ask us."

"we've all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of shakespeare. thanks to the internet, we now know this is not true..."

african monkey proverb: "the day the monkey is destined to die, all the trees get slippery."

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the continuing adventures of tinker the gorilla

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please to meet tinker the gorilla, the newest addition to my desktop
menagerie.- the gorilla himself
- tinker in mexico!
- tinker chills in the trees
- and in the windowbox!
- he's not afraid of snow either...
- he can thaw ice using the sheer power of his will...
8th Feb 2007, 10:41   | tags:,,,,,

ookiine says:


8th Feb 2007, 11:20

Grrrrreat. Third ones my favourite. How did you get so close to the huge beast?

8th Feb 2007, 11:27

benos, i tamed it with soothing music from my euphonium

8th Feb 2007, 11:38

Damn you and your sweet euphonium melodies!

8th Feb 2007, 20:16

FilbertFox says:

now that is handy to know. Can you tame many beasts with sweet melodies from your euphonium? If so i have a couple here that could do with your magic.

9th Feb 2007, 08:42

mainly just gorillas and other larger apes.

9th Feb 2007, 08:57

paintist says:

those euphonium lessons were very expensive...oh how they laughed , but now you are putting them to proper use, it warms the cockles it does.....

9th Feb 2007, 09:04

FilbertFox says:

and one does need ones cockles warming on a day like this

9th Feb 2007, 09:46

paintist says:

Tinkers mum! she is an appreciative audience...

9th Feb 2007, 10:04

HA, thats a weird photo... Looks weirdly normal for that gorilla to be wearing that outfit

9th Feb 2007, 15:04

Rick says:

Looks like you had a good bit of fun today. Well done!

15th Feb 2007, 01:55

Dhamaka says:

Tinker is chocolate coloured

chocolate.... :( (diet)

20th Feb 2007, 07:01