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"why would a reviewer make the point of saying someone's *not* a genius? do you especially think i'm *not* a genius? you didn't even have to think about it, did you?"

"monkeys are superior to men in this: when a monkey looks into a mirror, he sees a monkey.”

"i am secretly afraid of animals.... i think it is because of the usness in their eyes, with the underlying not-usness which belies it, and is so tragic a reminder of the lost age when we human beings branched off and left them: left them to eternal inarticulateness and slavery. why? their eyes seem to ask us."

"we've all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of shakespeare. thanks to the internet, we now know this is not true..."

african monkey proverb: "the day the monkey is destined to die, all the trees get slippery."

"i'll buy a bunch of monkeys, dress them up, and make them re-enact the civil war"

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last night....

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went out drigaligalinking last night. oh dear.- the final round of
drinks. between four of us- it looks like he's saying
'ooooooh'- for mysocalledmoblog - they're advertising it! yay!
13th Jan 2007, 10:48   | tags:,,,,

i've just noticed there's a drink missing - there were meant to be 16! i must have one in my hand.

13th Jan 2007, 12:11

You always have a drink in your hand Rowan......Only kidding Mrs Rowan

13th Jan 2007, 16:17

not always! sometimes i have to pee

14th Jan 2007, 20:36