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"why would a reviewer make the point of saying someone's *not* a genius? do you especially think i'm *not* a genius? you didn't even have to think about it, did you?"

"monkeys are superior to men in this: when a monkey looks into a mirror, he sees a monkey.”

"i am secretly afraid of animals.... i think it is because of the usness in their eyes, with the underlying not-usness which belies it, and is so tragic a reminder of the lost age when we human beings branched off and left them: left them to eternal inarticulateness and slavery. why? their eyes seem to ask us."

"we've all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of shakespeare. thanks to the internet, we now know this is not true..."

african monkey proverb: "the day the monkey is destined to die, all the trees get slippery."

"i'll buy a bunch of monkeys, dress them up, and make them re-enact the civil war"

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...waiting for lizzie again
10th Jan 2007, 19:58   | tags:,,,,,

FilbertFox says:

that dont look much like you

10th Jan 2007, 22:00

paintist says:

if you know she is going to be late why dont you turn up later...?

11th Jan 2007, 13:31

well, i was early again. i have a phobia of being late. i hate it when other people are late too. but i quite like the quiet moments before lizzie turns up. the shop we meet at always has interesting window displays

13th Jan 2007, 12:05