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"why would a reviewer make the point of saying someone's *not* a genius? do you especially think i'm *not* a genius? you didn't even have to think about it, did you?"

"monkeys are superior to men in this: when a monkey looks into a mirror, he sees a monkey.”

"i am secretly afraid of animals.... i think it is because of the usness in their eyes, with the underlying not-usness which belies it, and is so tragic a reminder of the lost age when we human beings branched off and left them: left them to eternal inarticulateness and slavery. why? their eyes seem to ask us."

"we've all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of shakespeare. thanks to the internet, we now know this is not true..."

african monkey proverb: "the day the monkey is destined to die, all the trees get slippery."

"i'll buy a bunch of monkeys, dress them up, and make them re-enact the civil war"

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new years eve pictures! blogging, i'm afraid, wasn't a priority. these will
have to do. - ness and benos taylorian. aaah, young love. - some music-making people. god knows what they were called. they were
rubbish. the band after them were excellent, but were playing on an almost
pitch black stage, so no photikins. - first picture of 2007, taken at 12.11am. nice.
2nd Jan 2007, 13:34   | tags:,,

That first photo is beautiful. I don't know why she does that but she does it quite a lot. Like a monkey grooming another....
The good bands clarinet player stayed after they'd finished playing and read his book in the dark with the aid of a cigarette lighter. Very strange

2nd Jan 2007, 14:07

that he did. i think he thought 'if i stay out of all this hoo-ha, some good looking arty chick will think me enigmatic and want to have sex with me'

2nd Jan 2007, 14:16