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"why would a reviewer make the point of saying someone's *not* a genius? do you especially think i'm *not* a genius? you didn't even have to think about it, did you?"

"monkeys are superior to men in this: when a monkey looks into a mirror, he sees a monkey.”

"i am secretly afraid of animals.... i think it is because of the usness in their eyes, with the underlying not-usness which belies it, and is so tragic a reminder of the lost age when we human beings branched off and left them: left them to eternal inarticulateness and slavery. why? their eyes seem to ask us."

"we've all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of shakespeare. thanks to the internet, we now know this is not true..."

african monkey proverb: "the day the monkey is destined to die, all the trees get slippery."

"i'll buy a bunch of monkeys, dress them up, and make them re-enact the civil war"

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a night in with my friends, playing board games (rock and roll!)

- anna and me. i look surly, but its just because i'm so desperately drunk.
it was 4am.

- elly and jack. neither, apparently, has grasped the 'look at the camera'
2nd Jan 2007, 12:55   | tags:,,,

Your beard is out of control in that photo! What were they looking at if not the camera?

2nd Jan 2007, 12:58

jle says:

you don't look drunk at all!!

drink more

do it...!

2nd Jan 2007, 13:04

benos, my beard is always under control. i think they were looking at anna, damn thunder-stealer that she is.

2nd Jan 2007, 13:09

and jle, trust me, i was drunk. i know that because i was drinking white wine, and i never drink white wine.

2nd Jan 2007, 13:10