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i now have a FLICKR page too!

"why would a reviewer make the point of saying someone's *not* a genius? do you especially think i'm *not* a genius? you didn't even have to think about it, did you?"

"monkeys are superior to men in this: when a monkey looks into a mirror, he sees a monkey.”

"i am secretly afraid of animals.... i think it is because of the usness in their eyes, with the underlying not-usness which belies it, and is so tragic a reminder of the lost age when we human beings branched off and left them: left them to eternal inarticulateness and slavery. why? their eyes seem to ask us."

"we've all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of shakespeare. thanks to the internet, we now know this is not true..."

african monkey proverb: "the day the monkey is destined to die, all the trees get slippery."

"i'll buy a bunch of monkeys, dress them up, and make them re-enact the civil war"

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dino attack!
29th Dec 2006, 16:02   | tags:,,,

FilbertFox says:

a day for blogging skulls (and cute dogs)

29th Dec 2006, 16:08

ha ha! indeed!

29th Dec 2006, 16:09

Is that a spineasaurus?

29th Dec 2006, 16:27


29th Dec 2006, 16:29

Ive heard about them. Vicious. They used to fire sharp pellets from their dingus'

29th Dec 2006, 16:36

they're close cousins of the velocoraptoradonasaurus.

they only had one eye, though. they died out early because fighting's really hard without any kind of depth perception.

29th Dec 2006, 16:38

ookiine says:


29th Dec 2006, 16:53

run ookiine, run! and take winston with you!

29th Dec 2006, 16:58

Caine says:

Coool. ;)

29th Dec 2006, 19:22

Dhamaka says:

Happy New Year!

31st Dec 2006, 19:59