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office xmas party....

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- a badly captured portrait turns into a fairly interesting picture.

- the floor (?)

- a genuine stan donwood painting.

- the toilet (?)

- meta blogging with benos taylorian

- as a man, i find this ad quite insulting....
22nd Dec 2006, 10:24   | tags:,,,,

nige says:

the top 3 are so great, man. we had our xmas party last night too.

22nd Dec 2006, 10:32

really? cool.

why are they always so shit?

22nd Dec 2006, 10:34

nige says:

hahahahah! good question.

22nd Dec 2006, 10:37

Dhamaka says:

that answers two questions in one, anyway..
I had a great night :P

22nd Dec 2006, 10:39

i asked 82ASK the same question and they said:

1) because everyone drinks too much

2) because the people you work with aren't your friends

3) because your boss is there

well, i find you can never drink too much, its impossible. i like everyone i work with, including my boss (the people at 82ASK probably aren't having an xmas party this year)

so basically, the question remains unanswered...

22nd Dec 2006, 10:43

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22nd Dec 2006, 10:46

paintist says:

I have some pics of bmals boss.....everyone seems to have enjoyed their party.....:-)

22nd Dec 2006, 11:16

are you going to post them? :)

22nd Dec 2006, 11:17

paintist says:

top pic? is that traditional cotton wool snow? what classy joint was that at?

22nd Dec 2006, 11:17

it was 'ironic' sadly.

these are actually all arse frontwards - the top pics are later in the evening, in a club called the tube. very exclusive, you know. i got in for free because i chatted up the girl. oh yeah...

22nd Dec 2006, 11:19

Fun was had, brain cells were lost.... Chums were made, I think...

23rd Dec 2006, 16:34