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"why would a reviewer make the point of saying someone's *not* a genius? do you especially think i'm *not* a genius? you didn't even have to think about it, did you?"

"monkeys are superior to men in this: when a monkey looks into a mirror, he sees a monkey.”

"i am secretly afraid of animals.... i think it is because of the usness in their eyes, with the underlying not-usness which belies it, and is so tragic a reminder of the lost age when we human beings branched off and left them: left them to eternal inarticulateness and slavery. why? their eyes seem to ask us."

"we've all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of shakespeare. thanks to the internet, we now know this is not true..."

african monkey proverb: "the day the monkey is destined to die, all the trees get slippery."

"i'll buy a bunch of monkeys, dress them up, and make them re-enact the civil war"

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naughty polar bears at the wedding reception. the second shot is for

apologies for the poor quality, but taking pictures of copulating bears when you're supposed to be taking pictures of the cutting of the cake isn't quite the 'done thing'

hahahaha i like the naughty polars !

18th Dec 2006, 14:27

Coca cola bears get randy at Xmas....
They look very happy......

18th Dec 2006, 15:13

they made me and morna chuckle :D

18th Dec 2006, 15:14

paintist says:

I found this dragon on someones blog (apologies whoever you are...I didnt save the name :-( ) and it works on a similar principle to your bears.... moving his eyes..

18th Dec 2006, 15:54

FilbertFox says:


did i ever blog Billie Piper and the toy mechanic? No? I must do that then.

18th Dec 2006, 22:41

yatesybear says:

I'm suprised you didnt move them a little more into position surreptitiously - hee hee. Very cool.

19th Dec 2006, 01:22

benzolio says:

Bwaahhahaha! Nice perspective you have on life :)

19th Dec 2006, 12:22

rumanchu says:

Hee hee. There's not much that's better than cake but that's one.

19th Dec 2006, 13:35

I always get horny at weddings, you cant really blame them.

20th Dec 2006, 09:11

hearing you on fm there, bs. its all that romance flying around.

20th Dec 2006, 09:12

jle says:

what is romance? just kidding, great scott these are great shots...

merry christmas!

20th Dec 2006, 09:47


merry xmas to you too!

20th Dec 2006, 09:49