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i now have a FLICKR page too!

"why would a reviewer make the point of saying someone's *not* a genius? do you especially think i'm *not* a genius? you didn't even have to think about it, did you?"

"monkeys are superior to men in this: when a monkey looks into a mirror, he sees a monkey.”

"i am secretly afraid of animals.... i think it is because of the usness in their eyes, with the underlying not-usness which belies it, and is so tragic a reminder of the lost age when we human beings branched off and left them: left them to eternal inarticulateness and slavery. why? their eyes seem to ask us."

"we've all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of shakespeare. thanks to the internet, we now know this is not true..."

african monkey proverb: "the day the monkey is destined to die, all the trees get slippery."

"i'll buy a bunch of monkeys, dress them up, and make them re-enact the civil war"

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the cider museum! there was an enticingly large selection of ciders to be
had at bargain prices (a gallon for 7 squids).

the temptation to nudge the marrow round into a 'cock-and-balls' type
arrangement was almost too much to resist.

riding on tractors is fun...

SaharaSB says:

looks a big ol marrow there

4th Dec 2006, 10:56

paintist says:

various animal medicines....monkey pills....?

4th Dec 2006, 11:02

no monkey pills, but there was 'cow drink'

mm mmmmmm

4th Dec 2006, 11:10

paintist says:


4th Dec 2006, 11:14

sort of cow medicine, i think. apparently for just before and just after calving...

4th Dec 2006, 11:14

smellen says:

I love tractors I'm going to get me one!

4th Dec 2006, 12:19

it suited you very well...

4th Dec 2006, 12:50

smellen says:

I'll come and pick you up!

4th Dec 2006, 14:09

i can imagine you, rolling over the hill on your shiny new tractor, muppets blaring away! :D

4th Dec 2006, 14:10