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"why would a reviewer make the point of saying someone's *not* a genius? do you especially think i'm *not* a genius? you didn't even have to think about it, did you?"

"monkeys are superior to men in this: when a monkey looks into a mirror, he sees a monkey.”

"i am secretly afraid of animals.... i think it is because of the usness in their eyes, with the underlying not-usness which belies it, and is so tragic a reminder of the lost age when we human beings branched off and left them: left them to eternal inarticulateness and slavery. why? their eyes seem to ask us."

"we've all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of shakespeare. thanks to the internet, we now know this is not true..."

african monkey proverb: "the day the monkey is destined to die, all the trees get slippery."

"i'll buy a bunch of monkeys, dress them up, and make them re-enact the civil war"

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in the pub last night....
24th Nov 2006, 09:32   | tags:,,,

paintist says:

salubrious looking place ( not )

24th Nov 2006, 10:35

paintist says:

btw...where is your jump?

24th Nov 2006, 10:37

anyone would think you didn't like my area, p!

24th Nov 2006, 11:12

Smellen says:

It looks dodgy but the cider is good and the people are nice and friendly :-)

24th Nov 2006, 11:21


24th Nov 2006, 11:21

paintist says:

cider always makes people friendly.

24th Nov 2006, 11:25

chill out mother. i'm on it

24th Nov 2006, 12:07