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there's something odd about this building...

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but i can't work out what.

it has those nasty orange lights burning pretty much 24 hours a day, and
smells like a swimming pool.

it is also attached to the hospital...
16th Oct 2006, 13:09   | tags:,,,

spongevid says:

it looks like its on fire in the inside!

16th Oct 2006, 13:25

Sprocket says:

it's the infirmary?? or they're boiling up rubber to make false limbs??!!!

16th Oct 2006, 13:37

i dunno - it really smells like a swimming pool, though. i thought it might be the laundry...

16th Oct 2006, 13:40

swamprose says:

might be what we call 'a grow op' hydroponic weed farm..
a very clean one.

16th Oct 2006, 14:13

paintist says:

could it be a morgue?

16th Oct 2006, 14:15

i really don't know. i'll dig around. they have a map, which i probably should have checked...

16th Oct 2006, 14:18

benzolio says:

Is it actually a pool for swim-based physical therapy... or something creepy and sinister?

19th Oct 2006, 01:48