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i now have a FLICKR page too!

"why would a reviewer make the point of saying someone's *not* a genius? do you especially think i'm *not* a genius? you didn't even have to think about it, did you?"

"monkeys are superior to men in this: when a monkey looks into a mirror, he sees a monkey.”

"i am secretly afraid of animals.... i think it is because of the usness in their eyes, with the underlying not-usness which belies it, and is so tragic a reminder of the lost age when we human beings branched off and left them: left them to eternal inarticulateness and slavery. why? their eyes seem to ask us."

"we've all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of shakespeare. thanks to the internet, we now know this is not true..."

african monkey proverb: "the day the monkey is destined to die, all the trees get slippery."

"i'll buy a bunch of monkeys, dress them up, and make them re-enact the civil war"

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my new mug!

but it came in this massive box! ridiculous i tells ye!
14th Oct 2006, 09:55   | tags:,,

paintist says:

did you treat yourself or is it a gift?....hint hint xmas is coming :-)

14th Oct 2006, 10:01

Dhamaka says:

it is very nice (hints)

14th Oct 2006, 10:03

i treated myself.

christmass is indeed coming, and apparently the goose has a weight problem. we shall have to see what santa brings, won't we?

14th Oct 2006, 10:10