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And it isn't much fun this time, danger was a foot! The woman in front of me in the ticket queue silently attacked me with what must have been gallons of perfume she had sprayed on herself! I think my coughing may have alerted her to the fact i knew her plan... She tried to strike again on the platform by using the wind created by the on coming train to waft the hideous scent in my direction. However i cunningly foiled any further plot she may have had by covertly sneaking on to a different carriage! Haha!
I feel sorry for whoever she's spending the evening with because she went seriously overkill with the perfume spraying!