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"why would a reviewer make the point of saying someone's *not* a genius? do you especially think i'm *not* a genius? you didn't even have to think about it, did you?"

"monkeys are superior to men in this: when a monkey looks into a mirror, he sees a monkey.”

"i am secretly afraid of animals.... i think it is because of the usness in their eyes, with the underlying not-usness which belies it, and is so tragic a reminder of the lost age when we human beings branched off and left them: left them to eternal inarticulateness and slavery. why? their eyes seem to ask us."

"we've all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of shakespeare. thanks to the internet, we now know this is not true..."

african monkey proverb: "the day the monkey is destined to die, all the trees get slippery."

"i'll buy a bunch of monkeys, dress them up, and make them re-enact the civil war"

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- last night it was finally cold enough to wear my favourite scarf.

i've had it for about three and a half years, and am dismayed to now see gaggles of teenage peaches-geldof-wannabes sporting them.

i am forging on, regardless
4th Oct 2006, 09:27   | tags:,,,

paintist says:

are you wearing socks yet?

4th Oct 2006, 09:35

nige says:

hear hear to the scarf. i love 'em. for the truly chic...

4th Oct 2006, 09:38

p - nope, last night was a birkenstock night.

nige - cheers! although i don't know anyone who would describe me as chic : )

4th Oct 2006, 09:40

Geodyne says:

Scarves are great, must break mine out. In fact I must disinter all of my winter clothes this weekend.

It's a nice scarf - can we get a clearer shot?

4th Oct 2006, 09:40

um, maybe...

it'll have to be tomorrow or later, but i'll work on it...

4th Oct 2006, 09:44

goonflower says:

Always get excited when it's hat-and-scarf weather! And boots soon! 'Tis a lovely scarf.

4th Oct 2006, 09:51

Geodyne says:

*looks down at boots on feet*

Boots *soon*? Oops. I must have missed that memo.

4th Oct 2006, 09:52

yeah, i love it. and its all the way from kurdistan, so its 'real'

4th Oct 2006, 09:52

mysocalledmoblog says:

scarf weather!! HOORAYY!!

4th Oct 2006, 10:04

i wore a coat for the first time today as it was sooo cold lastnight walking home from work!

4th Oct 2006, 10:08

i know - the thing is, i don't feel the cold at all, and usually only have to wear a coat for about 6 weeks of the year, when its really cold, but last night warranted it. and its only october!

4th Oct 2006, 10:13

paintist says:

nice jacket :-)

4th Oct 2006, 10:20

i know i hate coats they are annoying but last night it rained a little and hailed and was windy and cold! i couldnt risk it again tonight damn weather!

4th Oct 2006, 10:20

tis a nice jacket. sadly the photo missed off the sheriff badge...

4th Oct 2006, 10:23

mysocalledmoblog says:

i have a pinstripe jacket... mine has a rebel alliance badge though so i win :P

4th Oct 2006, 10:25

i have a rebel alliance badge on my other coat, so i win. bwa ha ha ha

(cheers to bmal for the badge!)

4th Oct 2006, 10:32

me? which badge? what ? did you steal one of my badge? you bugger!

4th Oct 2006, 10:50

no! you sent it to me for my birthday a couple of years ago, along with yoda-pez and some lego!

4th Oct 2006, 10:51

AH! yes i remember that now! the yoda pez i was talking of him only two days ago! i said that i brought the yoda the chewy the vader and cant remember what happend to the other two, as i only have the vader one, i gave them away as pressys! silly me and my stooopid mind!

4th Oct 2006, 10:54

mmm, dispense sweets from my neck, i will...

4th Oct 2006, 10:55

James says:

I have (and have head for years) a similar it like the one Yasser Arafat used to wear on his head?

Mine is, and it's ace. Although my girlfriend has currently swiped it!

*Needs to remember to buy a winter coat.

4th Oct 2006, 10:55

james - its exactly like that...

properly, its called a shmagh, but according to wiki it has many names...

4th Oct 2006, 11:01

I used to have a shemagh, we had to use it as bandage when my mate broke his arm after falling off a lighting truss...

I never got it back.

4th Oct 2006, 11:09

and james - don't let her use it! she'll turn into peaches geldof!

SFG - thats a shame. still, its a vaguely heroic story!

4th Oct 2006, 11:10

Yeah it might have been m_f but none the less, some bastard still has my scarf. I don't think I will ever get one as nice or as lived in :(

This all happened about 10 years ago and you have brought the memories flooding back Bwaaaaawwwwwwwwww!

4th Oct 2006, 11:14

dear me... just read the full wiki article, and they're accusing me of being a hipster!

i'd like to point out that i am both interested in, and aware of, both the cultural and military applications of the shmagh...

4th Oct 2006, 11:15

paintist says:

which one of you snaffled the green one from Bahrain..?

? ? ?

4th Oct 2006, 11:41

i was just thinking who took that one? wasnt me!

4th Oct 2006, 11:46

i don't have it. if i did, it would have pride of place around my neck. i only have the two t-shirts from bahrain.

4th Oct 2006, 11:57

James says:

I just remembered I moblogged mine back in Feb 2005!


I shall have to get it back...I like my chechen rebel look!

4th Oct 2006, 12:24