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what i did on the weekend part two

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- saturday night was isla's birthday! happy birthday!

- the toilets in the pub had comics on the wall, which was most

- apparently, tom was playing with my phone...

- then all back to isla's house for a party!

- where johnny depp was on the toilet wall, which was most disconcerting...

- then james and i got made up by the girls. it seemed like a good idea at
the time.

- after 3 hours sleep, discovering that you forgot to take your make-up off
is no fun...

- the newest graf on my street...

walla_walla says:

Love that first shot..... happy birthday!

2nd Oct 2006, 12:29

it most certainly was a happy one. sunday was not so happy...

2nd Oct 2006, 12:35

paintist says:

lovely lashes....has it all come off?
*waves to Isla...(.a pint girl, Yay!)

2nd Oct 2006, 12:46

thankee. i did all come off, after a serious twenty minutes of remover-application. they were a bit stained for a while, but i'm back to my blonde-lashed self now...

oh, and pretty much all of my friends are pint-girls.

2nd Oct 2006, 12:49

jle says:

hahahaha the second last photo is greaT!! well done on the being made up by girls!

2nd Oct 2006, 13:10

i enjoyed it really.

not something i'll be doing too often, however...

2nd Oct 2006, 13:21

Geodyne says:

Fun series. I really like the second and third shots!

You've convinced me never to blog a heavy night out myself, though... ;-)

2nd Oct 2006, 13:25

swamprose says:

It's the handbags that got me. Just the finishing touch we all love. and a belated happy birthday.

2nd Oct 2006, 14:06

blogging heavy nights out is the only way i remember them nowadays!

hopefully, there won't another one thats too heavy for a while...

2nd Oct 2006, 14:55

Johanna says:

Interesting... which road is "Atrocity Road" then? (don't worry I won't stalk you). Looks a bit like another Ghostboy!

2nd Oct 2006, 15:55

its all hidden in the picture....

2nd Oct 2006, 16:01

MaggieD says:

Love the handbag shot .....were there fishnets and high heels? .....

2nd Oct 2006, 16:46

maggie - thankfully not, otherwise i would have definitely put them on! however, i think i'd struggle to put any of isla's shoes on - she's only wee.

2nd Oct 2006, 19:02

paintist says:

are you at work still?

2nd Oct 2006, 19:20

yep - here till 8. its a new rota thats basically buggered up my monday.

2nd Oct 2006, 19:38

paintist says:

saves your liver from more abuse tho :-)

2nd Oct 2006, 19:39

i don't know why you think i have a drink problem...

and anyway, i'm literally the only one in the office, so i can drink what i like here. bwa ha ha ha!

2nd Oct 2006, 19:40

looks like fun! my liver on the other hand needs a good rest, i will be blogging my heavy nights out tonight if i get a chance. sooooo much drinking since thursday!

love the first shot and the ladyboys one!

3rd Oct 2006, 13:29

Rick says:

that's the way to party hearty! cool.

3rd Oct 2006, 16:25

it was indeed a good party. i only wish i'd retained control of my arms for the whole night, as there was more blogging to be had, but no motor skills to operate the phone!

3rd Oct 2006, 16:28

hildegard says:

So this (pics 6&7) is the "rugged, hairy exterior" you were mentioning? ;)

3rd Oct 2006, 17:19

thats the one! you can see my soft side shining through here!

3rd Oct 2006, 17:21

paintist says:

hehehe...soft yep. :-)

3rd Oct 2006, 17:22