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"why would a reviewer make the point of saying someone's *not* a genius? do you especially think i'm *not* a genius? you didn't even have to think about it, did you?"

"monkeys are superior to men in this: when a monkey looks into a mirror, he sees a monkey.”

"i am secretly afraid of animals.... i think it is because of the usness in their eyes, with the underlying not-usness which belies it, and is so tragic a reminder of the lost age when we human beings branched off and left them: left them to eternal inarticulateness and slavery. why? their eyes seem to ask us."

"we've all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of shakespeare. thanks to the internet, we now know this is not true..."

african monkey proverb: "the day the monkey is destined to die, all the trees get slippery."

"i'll buy a bunch of monkeys, dress them up, and make them re-enact the civil war"

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- signs seen on my way home for lunch

this reminds me of a sign near my house about a year ago someone had written in paint! 'dont let your dog shit on my fucking doorstep!' with an arrow and a circle round some dog poo.

what made me laugh was that the first thing i thought was so he has a doorstep for fucking what other doorsteps does he have, nothing to do with what he was trying to achive but it made me laugh

18th Sep 2006, 16:59

the funny thing about the top one was that he was barely on the pavement - just one wheel, and was only about two inches beyond the curb

18th Sep 2006, 17:02

what was the second one all about?

18th Sep 2006, 17:03

it was attached to a fridge. i love living in st pauls - there's always stuff available. we got a (almost) brand new dyson hoover a couple of months ago, and there's always furniture knocking about.

18th Sep 2006, 17:09

well they should put computers out!

they are always putting furniture out wherever you are remember the sideboard? which is now dead in a tip somewhere!

18th Sep 2006, 17:12

yeah, but its literally everywhere here.

poor sideboard. we gave it a chance though, didn't we?

18th Sep 2006, 17:15

i wanted to have it but they wouldnt give it to me!

18th Sep 2006, 17:18

thats because 'they' are evil and cruel

18th Sep 2006, 17:25

paintist says:

sideboard was offered...but you decided you wanted to be able to sit in the room as well......

18th Sep 2006, 17:27

either that or tha fact it would never fit,

18th Sep 2006, 17:28

JokerXL says:

I want a sign like that second one, hang it round my neck.
I used to have a stack of photocopies in the car all sayin "Thanks for parking like a complete asshole, next time leave me a F***in' tin opener so I can get out!"
Handy for the supermarket carpark.

18th Sep 2006, 20:55

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19th Sep 2006, 09:12

paintist says:

you are now 'the pirates monkey finger.. in honour of "TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY...YARRRRR?

19th Sep 2006, 09:40


just for today

19th Sep 2006, 09:49

paintist says:

ye be not talkin like the a pirate tho, be ye...

19th Sep 2006, 09:51

aye! apologies, me hearty!

i'll be sure to talk in the proper way from now onwards! yarr!

19th Sep 2006, 09:52