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"why would a reviewer make the point of saying someone's *not* a genius? do you especially think i'm *not* a genius? you didn't even have to think about it, did you?"

"monkeys are superior to men in this: when a monkey looks into a mirror, he sees a monkey.”

"i am secretly afraid of animals.... i think it is because of the usness in their eyes, with the underlying not-usness which belies it, and is so tragic a reminder of the lost age when we human beings branched off and left them: left them to eternal inarticulateness and slavery. why? their eyes seem to ask us."

"we've all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of shakespeare. thanks to the internet, we now know this is not true..."

african monkey proverb: "the day the monkey is destined to die, all the trees get slippery."

"i'll buy a bunch of monkeys, dress them up, and make them re-enact the civil war"

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an evening ride on the mechanical donkey part two...

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- my new car...

- more plants and 'art'

- you've got to have a dream....

- cycled all the way down the path, only to discover this sign. whoopsy

- one of my favourite pubs in the whole of bristol - the duke of york in st werburghs

- even cities have their moments of tranquility

Caine says:

Love the second and third shots. All together, a terrific series.

13th Sep 2006, 10:22

paintist says:

number 3 for the hardhat on the dash.....

13th Sep 2006, 10:24

yeah, but sadly the white rectangle on the other side is a parking ticket....

13th Sep 2006, 10:24

maybe thats his dream? to get a parking ticket? no? ok then i like the sign the no cycling

13th Sep 2006, 10:27

i like the pub one, but only because i know whats inside. it has a bowling alley in the back, and sell a cider called 'up your arse'.

its great.

13th Sep 2006, 10:31

FilbertFox says:

i want some of that cider

13th Sep 2006, 16:53

its brilliant - £2 a pint, and its 7.5% apple-flavoured death

13th Sep 2006, 17:02