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i now have a FLICKR page too!

"why would a reviewer make the point of saying someone's *not* a genius? do you especially think i'm *not* a genius? you didn't even have to think about it, did you?"

"monkeys are superior to men in this: when a monkey looks into a mirror, he sees a monkey.”

"i am secretly afraid of animals.... i think it is because of the usness in their eyes, with the underlying not-usness which belies it, and is so tragic a reminder of the lost age when we human beings branched off and left them: left them to eternal inarticulateness and slavery. why? their eyes seem to ask us."

"we've all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of shakespeare. thanks to the internet, we now know this is not true..."

african monkey proverb: "the day the monkey is destined to die, all the trees get slippery."

"i'll buy a bunch of monkeys, dress them up, and make them re-enact the civil war"

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i don't normally look quite this stern...

but the hair is accurate!

hmmmm that dont look much like you!

4th Sep 2006, 16:35

i'd like to see you do better!

4th Sep 2006, 16:36

i have had a little play its very hard! i might give it a go tonight

4th Sep 2006, 16:38

paintist says:

Das Boot!!!!!

4th Sep 2006, 16:39

soviet bloc chic a-go-go

4th Sep 2006, 16:41

paintist says:

you used the same eyes as I chose ...I didnt dare post mine, they have no facility for aging, so I looked ridiculously young and that didnt seem right.....

4th Sep 2006, 16:48

they didn't have quite the right beard - and i chose the eyes because they were wonky enough! :)

4th Sep 2006, 16:50

paintist says:

yep thats why I chose them....but your nose is wrong, you have made it too long....not a bad try considering what there is to work with tho :-)

4th Sep 2006, 16:52

aha! i knew there was something wrong with the structure, and the nose is it.

its actually really hard without a mirror right there to compare!

4th Sep 2006, 16:53

FilbertFox says:

thats the very same beard as i have - and it suits me mighty fine

4th Sep 2006, 17:03

Dhamaka says:

*waves virtually

4th Sep 2006, 18:35