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Don't Be Influenced By Us!

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a nice random image to get you started:

i now have a FLICKR page too!

"why would a reviewer make the point of saying someone's *not* a genius? do you especially think i'm *not* a genius? you didn't even have to think about it, did you?"

"monkeys are superior to men in this: when a monkey looks into a mirror, he sees a monkey.”

"i am secretly afraid of animals.... i think it is because of the usness in their eyes, with the underlying not-usness which belies it, and is so tragic a reminder of the lost age when we human beings branched off and left them: left them to eternal inarticulateness and slavery. why? their eyes seem to ask us."

"we've all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of shakespeare. thanks to the internet, we now know this is not true..."

african monkey proverb: "the day the monkey is destined to die, all the trees get slippery."

"i'll buy a bunch of monkeys, dress them up, and make them re-enact the civil war"

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ellen strikes again. this girl buys me far too many presents

i like the biscuit and potato one! what does the top one say exactly? can quite make it out!

22nd Aug 2006, 11:30

it says:

"the friends can connect in a
mysterious way without even speaking.
perhaps they have AMAZING
perhaps they are both just

22nd Aug 2006, 11:32

ah i see now it was the second line i coundnt see! bothe very good! she does buy you tooo many peresents! i want presents!

22nd Aug 2006, 11:35

not from her obviously! dont know the girl!

22nd Aug 2006, 11:35

MaggieD says:

Edward Monckton ..... I love Edward Monckton ......

22nd Aug 2006, 11:36

we have the potato of doom that we throw around the office. and a little poem about dancing potatoes.

if its edward monkton and potatoes, we've got it.

22nd Aug 2006, 11:38

they are - the potato biscuit one is under my lemsip right now

22nd Aug 2006, 15:59

you don't have lemsip?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

well, i think i'm now duty bound to rectify the situation. i'll get you a selection.

i'll need your address, or i can get it from paintist.

22nd Aug 2006, 16:14

its just powder in a bag (hmmmmmm) so probably very cheap to post.

22nd Aug 2006, 16:24

that is a good point!

22nd Aug 2006, 16:30

don't worry, i'll just disguise it as cocaine.

22nd Aug 2006, 16:33

ah yeah that'll work just fine!

22nd Aug 2006, 16:36

your tags are as entertaining as the images monkey digits...

25th Aug 2006, 12:16