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21st Aug 2006, 08:34   | tags:,,

Spike says:

Stool ||| Udders ||| Dildo's

8.38am...nice early start to the smut!

21st Aug 2006, 08:37

JokerXL says:

Trust Spike.

21st Aug 2006, 09:33

Spike says:


21st Aug 2006, 09:38

nige says:

four phallus'.

i can aliterate!

21st Aug 2006, 10:03

jc1000000 says:

Quad knobs.

21st Aug 2006, 10:07

JokerXL says:

Avoid alliteration, always!

21st Aug 2006, 11:32

nige says:

you've been thinking of that all morning, haven't you joker?! hehehehe.

21st Aug 2006, 11:51

JokerXL says:

moi brayne 'urts!

21st Aug 2006, 12:18

mrs540air says:

Looks like achair from ikea!!!

21st Aug 2006, 20:33

nige says:

spot on mrs!

21st Aug 2006, 20:48

hildegard says:

A pedant writes:
Your poetic devices give me the willies
Assonance is your achilles
'Cause consonants come crashing
First to give alliteration to a verse.

21st Aug 2006, 23:08

nige says:


21st Aug 2006, 23:26

Joe says:

I wish I had any grasp at all of the english language.

21st Aug 2006, 23:27

nige says:

well, if its any consolation, i can understand you just fine, Joe.

21st Aug 2006, 23:29

hildegard says:

Am dyslexic so had to have lots of thing beaten in with a bit of 2x4. That was a paraphrase of one of a teacher's bits of 2x4... Sort of rose up unbidden & escaped...

21st Aug 2006, 23:33

Joe says:

I work with a dyslexic, I've gotten used to reading her emails phonetically..

21st Aug 2006, 23:35

hildegard says:

Just had to accept I'll never write/ type as fast as most. Daren't give in to SMS-speak either or everything'll go totally hatstand again...

21st Aug 2006, 23:40

Joe says:

Don't. ever.

I hate all that txt spk bollocks....I punctuate my text messages.

killing the english language it is.

21st Aug 2006, 23:42

hildegard says:

You ever read Feersum Enjin by Ian Banks?

21st Aug 2006, 23:45

Joe says:

I have, Banks is one of my favourite authors...I prefer his fiction to his science fiction, but feersum enjin is superb....and yeah, it's book that gets you reading phonetically :)

21st Aug 2006, 23:46

nige says:

some of Irvine Welsh' is like that too. agreed on the text speak though. i hate all of that stuff.

21st Aug 2006, 23:50

Joe says:

I love Welsh as well...when you read Irvine Welsh, you start thinking in Scottish :)

21st Aug 2006, 23:55

I started having to mark essays in txt spk. Annoyed the crap out of me so I docked loads of marks.

I punctuate my text messages too, until I run out of letters. Then I slowly go back and un-punctuate bits until it fits in one message. I don't have much of a life.

The udders reference made me chuckle btw.

22nd Aug 2006, 00:34

Dhamaka says:

I loved Feersum Enjin - the rhythm of the language he used was lovely. Like IW too but the rhythm didn't get to me in the same way. Agreed on the txt spk - wtg Rare - although sometimes I'll do anything to keep my messages small enough to fit into just one SMS.

22nd Aug 2006, 09:16