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a nice random image to get you started:

i now have a FLICKR page too!

"why would a reviewer make the point of saying someone's *not* a genius? do you especially think i'm *not* a genius? you didn't even have to think about it, did you?"

"monkeys are superior to men in this: when a monkey looks into a mirror, he sees a monkey.”

"i am secretly afraid of animals.... i think it is because of the usness in their eyes, with the underlying not-usness which belies it, and is so tragic a reminder of the lost age when we human beings branched off and left them: left them to eternal inarticulateness and slavery. why? their eyes seem to ask us."

"we've all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of shakespeare. thanks to the internet, we now know this is not true..."

african monkey proverb: "the day the monkey is destined to die, all the trees get slippery."

"i'll buy a bunch of monkeys, dress them up, and make them re-enact the civil war"

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ellen brought these for me from santorini.
16th Aug 2006, 11:16   | tags:,,,,

a donkey and a bag? or did the donkey come IN the bag?

16th Aug 2006, 11:18

donkey in the bag, doofus

16th Aug 2006, 11:19

thats not as fun!

16th Aug 2006, 11:24

the problem with the pic is that it doesn't adequately convey how lustrous his donkey-hair is.

16th Aug 2006, 11:29

it looks a bit like those cat toys you can get that are made of rabit fur that are a bit matted. he does look like he has a fine head of hair on top tho!

16th Aug 2006, 11:32

his hair is a bit like those cat toys - all silky and nice.

16th Aug 2006, 11:32

paintist says:

you have a cow and a donkey.......hmmmm

16th Aug 2006, 13:07

paintist says:

oh, and I am liking the new side bar muchly....

16th Aug 2006, 13:08

the cow and the monkey live on a little farm on the partition between mine and ellens desk. thye are very happy. the cow is a little intimidated by the donkey's size though.

i like the new side bar too. i thought the quote about the internet was particularly appropriate :)

16th Aug 2006, 13:16

paintist says:

hehehe yep :-)

16th Aug 2006, 14:14

just realised i haven't yet named donkey - any suggestions?

16th Aug 2006, 14:17