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i now have a FLICKR page too!

"why would a reviewer make the point of saying someone's *not* a genius? do you especially think i'm *not* a genius? you didn't even have to think about it, did you?"

"monkeys are superior to men in this: when a monkey looks into a mirror, he sees a monkey.”

"i am secretly afraid of animals.... i think it is because of the usness in their eyes, with the underlying not-usness which belies it, and is so tragic a reminder of the lost age when we human beings branched off and left them: left them to eternal inarticulateness and slavery. why? their eyes seem to ask us."

"we've all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of shakespeare. thanks to the internet, we now know this is not true..."

african monkey proverb: "the day the monkey is destined to die, all the trees get slippery."

"i'll buy a bunch of monkeys, dress them up, and make them re-enact the civil war"

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god, i've got hairy arms...

FilbertFox says:

felt pen + boredum?

15th Aug 2006, 11:06

exactly. but it was a biro.

15th Aug 2006, 11:07

looking good! did you do that with biro? how long do it take to wash off?

15th Aug 2006, 11:07

took ages to wash off actually - there are still little leafy ghosts on my arm now.

15th Aug 2006, 11:11

mouseninja says:

that's cool...


my mate Niq has ivy leaves tattoo'd on her for real :)

15th Aug 2006, 11:30

see, i'm thinking about it...

any pics?

15th Aug 2006, 11:31

seaneeboy says:

It's like an organic Prison Break...

15th Aug 2006, 11:34

jle says:

wicked!! how long did it take!!

15th Aug 2006, 11:43

about an hour - i rushed it to be honest. writing with a biro on skin is actually quite tricky - after a while it tends to dry out

15th Aug 2006, 11:51

leafy ghosts sound good to me! impressive sir ;) whole body next... when you're bored in a... um... sauna?!

15th Aug 2006, 12:09

yeah - sounds good!

problem is - the only bit i wouldn't be able to do would be right arm - i can't draw with my left hand! :)

15th Aug 2006, 12:39

i'm sure you can get someone to do your left hand for you, people in saunas are pretty friendly hehe.

15th Aug 2006, 12:47

ah yes. i hadn't considered that. perhaps with a bit of training, my helping hands monkey could do it for me.

15th Aug 2006, 12:49

paintist says:

perhaps you could get a rubber stamp made.....

15th Aug 2006, 12:52

yeah! then i can leave my mark all over the place.


15th Aug 2006, 13:08

Deano says:

Looking good

15th Aug 2006, 15:07

paintist says:

boy, you sure are hairy tho...........

15th Aug 2006, 15:29

the photo has brought out the fuzz - it doesn't look quite so robin williams-like in Real Life

15th Aug 2006, 16:31

paintist says:

nice quote for your side bar...from pirates adventure with scientists
""In short, I believe that a monkey, properly trained, given the correct dietary regime, and dressed in fancy clothes, can be made indistinguishable from a human gentleman."
(The simian in question, the most cultivated creature in the book, communicates with flash cards.)

16th Aug 2006, 10:00


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