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"why would a reviewer make the point of saying someone's *not* a genius? do you especially think i'm *not* a genius? you didn't even have to think about it, did you?"

"monkeys are superior to men in this: when a monkey looks into a mirror, he sees a monkey.”

"i am secretly afraid of animals.... i think it is because of the usness in their eyes, with the underlying not-usness which belies it, and is so tragic a reminder of the lost age when we human beings branched off and left them: left them to eternal inarticulateness and slavery. why? their eyes seem to ask us."

"we've all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of shakespeare. thanks to the internet, we now know this is not true..."

african monkey proverb: "the day the monkey is destined to die, all the trees get slippery."

"i'll buy a bunch of monkeys, dress them up, and make them re-enact the civil war"

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my friend ellen's just got back from switzerland and brought me a little 'kuh'


31st Jul 2006, 13:41

no toblerone?!!

cool little coo tho

31st Jul 2006, 13:44

even better - little chocs with pictures on them. sadly, they're too small, and my phone is too crap, to blog.

31st Jul 2006, 13:46

paintist says:

the cow is a bit of a theme in these you have a 'thing' for cows?

31st Jul 2006, 14:06

a theme in which gifts? i'm afraid i'm not working on all cylinders today

31st Jul 2006, 16:36

paintist says:

I suppose second pic is the wrapping cylinders kaput also....

31st Jul 2006, 17:14

aaah, yes. and because it was swiss, there were translations for loads of things into french, german *and* italian! very educational

31st Jul 2006, 17:18

Caine says:

Lovely! It's so nice to get prezzies.

31st Jul 2006, 18:53

now all i need is a name for the cow (its a girl cow by the way)


31st Jul 2006, 18:56

Caine says:

Hmmmm. Well, Elsie the cow was the Borden milk spokescow from 1938 to um, the present day. Elsie started as a cartoon cow, but became a real spokescow in 1939. She exhibited at the New York World's Fair, as did her daughter in later years, Beulah. How's that?

31st Jul 2006, 19:49

beulah it is.....

i like that.

1st Aug 2006, 11:02

martimus says:

Ive seen that before im sure of it

1st Aug 2006, 20:40

beth says:

i bet that cow trots nicely

2nd Aug 2006, 02:26

her bell makes a nice tinkle

2nd Aug 2006, 14:51