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i now have a FLICKR page too!

"why would a reviewer make the point of saying someone's *not* a genius? do you especially think i'm *not* a genius? you didn't even have to think about it, did you?"

"monkeys are superior to men in this: when a monkey looks into a mirror, he sees a monkey.”

"i am secretly afraid of animals.... i think it is because of the usness in their eyes, with the underlying not-usness which belies it, and is so tragic a reminder of the lost age when we human beings branched off and left them: left them to eternal inarticulateness and slavery. why? their eyes seem to ask us."

"we've all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of shakespeare. thanks to the internet, we now know this is not true..."

african monkey proverb: "the day the monkey is destined to die, all the trees get slippery."

"i'll buy a bunch of monkeys, dress them up, and make them re-enact the civil war"

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the full moon and the eclipse are having a refit. these were outside...
31st Jul 2006, 10:46   | tags:,,,

paintist says:

has anyone claimed them yet? you could take them back to the flat....make a light fitting out of them....

31st Jul 2006, 10:54

i think they might be going back in, and they're behind a big fence. maybe a drunken raid is in order

31st Jul 2006, 10:57

paintist says:

mmm not the sort of thing you can tuck under your arm and scarper off with tho...why not just go and ask?

31st Jul 2006, 10:59

might do. however, i have no space in the flat, and there's never anyone outside.

31st Jul 2006, 11:00