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art (no) or GARGABE (YES!)?

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Ok. My mother sent this to me. She said that she had sent one to a friend and my sister. I think this is FUCKING GARBAGE! I'm sending it back!

Shit like this pisses me the fuck off! WHAT THE FUCK am I going to do with this? Yeah, it's a fucking vase, but it looks like fucking GARBAGE!

Art my fucking ass! I told my mother that she's not allowed to get me anything, ANYTHING ever. She's already not allowed to even try to set me up with any woman, since she failed 3 times and has piss-poor taste, having no idea of my tastes in women.

Can you tell that I'm fucking pissed?
11th Apr 2006, 23:10   | tags:,,,,,,


yourhermione says:

I'll make you a lovely vase from clay when I'm back in the studio. Cuz that thing is weird.

12th Apr 2006, 01:00

ookiine says:

It's garbage! My mother is good at finding shit I do not need...

12th Apr 2006, 01:03

yourhermione says:

I made stuff like that during art school, but it was more for learning a technique, or for trying to actually turn garbage into something functional. but I think we all threw them out once we got our grades.

12th Apr 2006, 01:26

paintist says:

never 'Art', craft maybe, but not to everyones taste certainly.....put it on ebay someone will love it, ( thats if you havent kicked it to pieces already :-) )

12th Apr 2006, 08:38

ookiine says:

I thought about it kicking it with my old steel-toed boots...

12th Apr 2006, 11:04

paintist says:

you have shown great restraint..........

12th Apr 2006, 11:04

ookiine says:

I still can't believe she bought this for me...

12th Apr 2006, 11:09

its not art no but indeed craft like the 'arts and craft fairs they have over here. ebay you'll get someone that will take it off you hands

12th Apr 2006, 11:15

ookiine says:

I'm sending it back and then I'm going to get my mother to reimburse the shipping cost!

12th Apr 2006, 11:19

puddlepuff says:

You could put water in it,..... and some flowers. Problems (di)solved.

12th Apr 2006, 14:59

ookiine says:

Why??? It looks like garbage!!

And it's on it's way back to wherever the fuck it came from!

12th Apr 2006, 22:13

puddlepuff says:

Uhhm, don't get your frustration.

I think you just can't handel thet beautie of this artistic item.

/evil grinn

12th Apr 2006, 22:24

ookiine says:


12th Apr 2006, 22:26

puddlepuff says:

Trash can be art.

Wouw, the more I look at it, the more I like it. I might order myself one.

12th Apr 2006, 22:30

ookiine says:


12th Apr 2006, 22:46

paintist says:

if you say it is art then it is?

12th Apr 2006, 23:00

FilbertFox says:

i quite like it!

12th Apr 2006, 23:03

puddlepuff says:

Shit in a cann is even art. Piero Manzoni did it. Remember a story of a dying artist, who at the end of his life sold canned shit.

He died soon after these were sold. Only the people and galleries that had them on display were nastly surprised.

Inside the cans gas started to build up and ended up blowing up all the canns,...... yes filled with shit.

12th Apr 2006, 23:19

i think you should have a contest... whoever comes up with the best [photo, comment, sexual position suggestion] gets the vase for a prize!

13th Apr 2006, 16:29

ookiine says:

Like I said before, I sent it back already... The very next day...

13th Apr 2006, 21:39

karenthecroccy says:

wow, she spent that much money on that?

18th Apr 2006, 03:15

ookiine says:

Yeah, she did...

18th Apr 2006, 03:20

minjiaxter says:

heh i could have made you one of those for much cheaper. like free.

great idea in theory - i think it might be better if they tried to hide the fact that it was made from newspapers and magazines.

not everyone has the same taste in art.

21st Apr 2006, 02:15

lizziepants says:

maaaaan. I missed this one somehow.

god you're pissed -- you sure your'e mad about the vase/garbage? I mean, it's crappy lookin -- but maybe your Mom is just tryin to make your new place kinda.. festive.

anyway -- I take the cake on hideous shit sent to me as presents -- when bighead and I got married, we had to invite all his old engineer buddies, one of the wives sent me this set of blown glass clowns, lookin like something outta goddamned Deliverance.

bighead was all like, "we should set these out somewhere, so they'll see them if they ever come over." and he was dead serious -- jeez.

More people need to be honest enough to just send the ugly shit back, card reads : what the fuck were you thinking when you picked this out for -me- ? goddamn, PAY ATTENTION.


How's Winston this morning?

22nd Apr 2006, 14:57