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The morning after...

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Okay, it's technically the afternoon after. But considering I only just got my bacon breakfast because T is nursing the hangover from hell (and she's a selfish, lazy bitch) I'm still counting this as AM.

We killed a whole bottle of vodka between the two of us last night and as per usual I've woken up feeling fine, whereas T wishes she was dead, lol.
4th Mar 2006, 14:08  

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teresajh says:

I still feel like this and I'm still not dressed :o|

4th Mar 2006, 21:00

venerable says:

That's cos you're too old to drink half a bottle of vodka in one sitting and wake up with a smile on your face and a hunger for bacon :p

4th Mar 2006, 21:04

venerable says:

It's just you.

You're just seeing what you want to see, 'cos you're a filthy little bugger :p

4th Mar 2006, 22:00

Fil says:

Still waking up without a hangover! Its just not natural!! ;)

4th Mar 2006, 22:06

teresajh says:

If I was gonna be a lezza I'd have better taste :oP

4th Mar 2006, 22:09

teresajh says:

Not even with beer googles on would I do her, lol.

4th Mar 2006, 22:41

venerable says:

Teresa, I'd have to be dead before it was an option.

*I* am not the one who has ended more than one of our drunken Fridays by trying to rub me "in a non lezza way", hug me "in a non lezza way", spoon me "in a non lezza way" or grope me "in a non lezza way."

If you remember, it was only because I threatened to punch you "in a non lezza way" that you rolled over and went to sleep :p

4th Mar 2006, 23:19

venerable says:

Oh, Phil.

In one weekend you saw me so repeatedly and completely pissed out of my tree that I couldn't stand and wobbled about on hands and knees instead, I walked across a gravel carpark with no shoes on (and didn't feel anything) and even bump down the stairs on my arse cos I was scared of falling over.

On the same weekend, you also saw me eat half of a chocolate cake, forget I'd eaten it and accuse other people of stealing it while I wasn't looking within a 5 minute period and STILL escape without a hangover.

Meanwhile you'd had 5 or 6 drinks and felt as sick as a dog the next day.

Some of us are just born lucky ;o)

4th Mar 2006, 23:27

Fil says:

Hehe, you get looks, intelligence, and the constitution of a concrete elephant, and I get 'has some aptitude with computers' ;)

Hmm, kinda a raw deal! :)

5th Mar 2006, 20:26

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