by venerable
I don't need any introduction; I'm Google's premier UK drunken slut.
Don't believe me? Type it and see ;o)
That's cos you're too old to drink half a bottle of vodka in one sitting and wake up with a smile on your face and a hunger for bacon :p
It's just you.
You're just seeing what you want to see, 'cos you're a filthy little bugger :p
Still waking up without a hangover! Its just not natural!! ;)
Teresa, I'd have to be dead before it was an option.
*I* am not the one who has ended more than one of our drunken Fridays by trying to rub me "in a non lezza way", hug me "in a non lezza way", spoon me "in a non lezza way" or grope me "in a non lezza way."
If you remember, it was only because I threatened to punch you "in a non lezza way" that you rolled over and went to sleep :p
Oh, Phil.
In one weekend you saw me so repeatedly and completely pissed out of my tree that I couldn't stand and wobbled about on hands and knees instead, I walked across a gravel carpark with no shoes on (and didn't feel anything) and even bump down the stairs on my arse cos I was scared of falling over.
On the same weekend, you also saw me eat half of a chocolate cake, forget I'd eaten it and accuse other people of stealing it while I wasn't looking within a 5 minute period and STILL escape without a hangover.
Meanwhile you'd had 5 or 6 drinks and felt as sick as a dog the next day.
Some of us are just born lucky ;o)
Hehe, you get looks, intelligence, and the constitution of a concrete elephant, and I get 'has some aptitude with computers' ;)
Hmm, kinda a raw deal! :)