My English Muffin-Fu is strong

I thought it was strawberry jam for a second.


Jam and cheese would work, man. I'm going to try that. Next time I've got muffins.

Jam and cheese? Good lord man, that's unholy!

hahahahaha! *falls off chair*

That would totally, totally work. I'm a genius.

i've tried jam and cheese sarnies.
not as bad as i expected!!

no! just NO!

cheese should not be mixed with anything sweet, it's just wrong, WRONG I TELLS YOU!

Rich, I've contacted the thought police, they will be visiting soon.

It works!

Joe- um.. but what about cream cheese and (insert jam here) and brie with apricot. or raspberry... or cheddar and apples.

Clearly, you have gone insane.

Or...Cheesecake? 0.o

Mmm, cheddar and jam. I'm doing that shizzle TODAY.

blerg blerg blerg
cheescake doesn't count...it's a cake, and doesn't taste of cheese :P

Now come on, elf. Cream cheese has more to do with cream than cheese, so that's perfectly permissible.

Well, I've bought some posh jam, I'm going to get some cheddar and... crumpets, I think. That will work lovely.

proper cheese, proper jam, proper tasty.

Of course cheesecake tastes like cheese!!

Geo- still doesnt explain the brie/fruit thing or the cheddar and apples OR the infinite cheese/fruit plates served every day.

Rich-- Cheddar and apple butter.

Meh. Strawberry and... Shropshire blue.


Kinky.

crumpets? or pikelets?

Let's not start that again. Crumpets. Crumpet crumpets, the kind of crumpets that are crumpets. Crumpety in their crumpet-based nature, they. Recognisable only as crumpets.