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I don't need any introduction; I'm Google's premier UK drunken slut.

Don't believe me? Type it and see ;o)

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My building site

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I was rudely woken this morning by a couple of dirty, sweaty men.
Not in a good way though, look at our fucking garden!

Soon there'll be a conservatory in its place, but for now, that's the view from my bedroom window.

The workmen aren't even cute, it's such a waste :-(
13th Feb 2006, 15:18   comments (0)

The proudest day of my life

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There I am on the top return for Google's UK drunken sluts. You can also find it by clicking "I'm feeling lucky" which is rather apt.

I've also been told that if you use speechmarks ("d****** s*****") it's number 2 on the worldwide listings too, hahahaha.

I really must thank G, Electric Sheep, Mat, Joe and Alfie for repeatedly typing "d****** s*****" on a previous post and making this possible.

My most heartfelt thanks go out to you all and to prove it, next time I post a topless pic, I promise there'll be no paper in the way ;-)

13th Feb 2006, 14:46   comments (7)

My God, I'm bored

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Boredy boredy bored :o(

Eww, and my roots need doing. Thank fuck for friday's appointment :s
6th Feb 2006, 21:03   comments (9)

Frankie Says Relax

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We were listening to an 80s CD when Frankie Goes To Hollywood came on and Teresa decided to be gay and drew a moustache with a Sharpie... we'll worry about getting it off again in the morning.
27th Jan 2006, 23:37   comments (7)

Drunken sluts

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A bit like Ronseal. It does exactly what it says on the tin!
27th Jan 2006, 22:13   comments (128)

The new outfit

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T's dress fell foul to the spilled drink and so she changed into another 'dress' instead.
27th Jan 2006, 20:37   comments (4)

My Stepford Wife

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Teresa (still sober for now) cooking dinner for the boys in an £85 dress.
27th Jan 2006, 18:47   comments (2)

The evening begins...

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The class didn't last very long, we've already started saying "fuck" but at least we're wearing pretty clothes :-)
27th Jan 2006, 18:43   comments (0)