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i now have a FLICKR page too!

"why would a reviewer make the point of saying someone's *not* a genius? do you especially think i'm *not* a genius? you didn't even have to think about it, did you?"

"monkeys are superior to men in this: when a monkey looks into a mirror, he sees a monkey.”

"i am secretly afraid of animals.... i think it is because of the usness in their eyes, with the underlying not-usness which belies it, and is so tragic a reminder of the lost age when we human beings branched off and left them: left them to eternal inarticulateness and slavery. why? their eyes seem to ask us."

"we've all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of shakespeare. thanks to the internet, we now know this is not true..."

african monkey proverb: "the day the monkey is destined to die, all the trees get slippery."

"i'll buy a bunch of monkeys, dress them up, and make them re-enact the civil war"

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my lovely desk donkey
29th Mar 2007, 16:54   | tags:,,comments (4)

jammy bastard

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tom got the jammiest donut (doughnut?) i've ever ever seen.check out the jam!!!
23rd Mar 2007, 10:50   | tags:,,,comments (15)

still not dead....

i'm glad people like 'em. here are some more...
20th Mar 2007, 11:36   comments (17)

i'm not dead!

hello friendly mobloggers!i know i've been away for a while, but i
do keep my eye on you :)

i've been very busy at work, and they're still banning moblog, but it'll all change soon!

to keep myself entertained, i have taken to drawing little pictures on
paint, and these are they. please don't ask me to

20th Mar 2007, 11:13   comments (15)

walk in the woods.

i went for a walk in leigh woods on sunday, and these are the pretty
pictures that came from it.


hmmmm. apparently, i took these pictures on the way home from a pictionary
marathon on friday. i was quite drunk, and i have absolutely no
of taking any of them.except perhaps the cone
picture. i seem to remember it was quite difficult getting my hand to stay
19th Feb 2007, 12:10   | tags:,,,,comments (8)

the continuing adventures of tinker the gorilla

please to meet tinker the gorilla, the newest addition to my desktop
menagerie.- the gorilla himself
- tinker in mexico!
- tinker chills in the trees
- and in the windowbox!
- he's not afraid of snow either...
- he can thaw ice using the sheer power of his will...

sally's face, immortalised.

my house mate sally cast her face last night.
- the beginning...
- the rubber cast, before plaster...
- scary....
- it pulled out some of her eyelashes. gross.
- the plaster o' paris is poured in.
- the finished result. creepy
- sally kisses herself.
- an earlier 'test run' which gave me nightmares...