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i now have a FLICKR page too!

"why would a reviewer make the point of saying someone's *not* a genius? do you especially think i'm *not* a genius? you didn't even have to think about it, did you?"

"monkeys are superior to men in this: when a monkey looks into a mirror, he sees a monkey.”

"i am secretly afraid of animals.... i think it is because of the usness in their eyes, with the underlying not-usness which belies it, and is so tragic a reminder of the lost age when we human beings branched off and left them: left them to eternal inarticulateness and slavery. why? their eyes seem to ask us."

"we've all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of shakespeare. thanks to the internet, we now know this is not true..."

african monkey proverb: "the day the monkey is destined to die, all the trees get slippery."

"i'll buy a bunch of monkeys, dress them up, and make them re-enact the civil war"

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tee hee - monkey. he does a sexy dance...

a wager...

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me and tom were bet that we couldn't replace the diver man with a power ball and still trap the mouse. how wrong they were.

hope the video works!
24th Apr 2007, 23:55   | tags:,,,,,comments (5)


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i used to hate bananas with a passion, but i've recently seen the light.

now i can't get enough of the bastards...


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there appears to be a plastic roast chicken in the window box...

jingle bear

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he lives on our shelf...
7th Apr 2007, 17:09   | tags:,,,,comments (7)


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i went to devon this weekend, and this was literally the only picture i
took. i was just having too much fun, dammit

the gLoves are back...

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lovely and sunny...
29th Mar 2007, 16:54   | tags:,,,comments (8)

chalk for peace...

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spotted near my favourite chippy