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"why would a reviewer make the point of saying someone's *not* a genius? do you especially think i'm *not* a genius? you didn't even have to think about it, did you?"

"monkeys are superior to men in this: when a monkey looks into a mirror, he sees a monkey.”

"i am secretly afraid of animals.... i think it is because of the usness in their eyes, with the underlying not-usness which belies it, and is so tragic a reminder of the lost age when we human beings branched off and left them: left them to eternal inarticulateness and slavery. why? their eyes seem to ask us."

"we've all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of shakespeare. thanks to the internet, we now know this is not true..."

african monkey proverb: "the day the monkey is destined to die, all the trees get slippery."

"i'll buy a bunch of monkeys, dress them up, and make them re-enact the civil war"

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my new toy

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needs a bit of a clean, but isn't she beautiful?

put your right leg in.....

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...your right leg out
13th May 2007, 14:15   | tags:,,,,comments (9)

in like a shot

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13th May 2007, 14:08   | tags:,,,comments (1)

structures... a field
13th May 2007, 14:03   | tags:,,comments (5)

canalboat bathroom...

...a study in black and white

witness the ground....

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...and its many wonders.
12th May 2007, 19:16   | tags:,,,comments (8)

snail invasion!

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it was literally the size of a snail...

taking the beez for a walk

- walking

- posing

- a bit more walking

- this is more like it - a good hunt in the undergrowth. nothing found.

- the beez surveys his kingdom...