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"why would a reviewer make the point of saying someone's *not* a genius? do you especially think i'm *not* a genius? you didn't even have to think about it, did you?"

"monkeys are superior to men in this: when a monkey looks into a mirror, he sees a monkey.”

"i am secretly afraid of animals.... i think it is because of the usness in their eyes, with the underlying not-usness which belies it, and is so tragic a reminder of the lost age when we human beings branched off and left them: left them to eternal inarticulateness and slavery. why? their eyes seem to ask us."

"we've all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of shakespeare. thanks to the internet, we now know this is not true..."

african monkey proverb: "the day the monkey is destined to die, all the trees get slippery."

"i'll buy a bunch of monkeys, dress them up, and make them re-enact the civil war"

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the pigeons are having a meeting...

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... i think they're planning the final phase of their plot for world domination.

went to ashton court festival this weekend...

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... and managed to blag an artists pass, so i could wee backstage!

i've been naughty...

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.... i've been a-fopping.

and I found a balloon on my step this morning...

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see my epic doodle!

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i love this stuff

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mmm, bourbon...
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first post - don't worry, there'll be more.