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i now have a FLICKR page too!

"why would a reviewer make the point of saying someone's *not* a genius? do you especially think i'm *not* a genius? you didn't even have to think about it, did you?"

"monkeys are superior to men in this: when a monkey looks into a mirror, he sees a monkey.”

"i am secretly afraid of animals.... i think it is because of the usness in their eyes, with the underlying not-usness which belies it, and is so tragic a reminder of the lost age when we human beings branched off and left them: left them to eternal inarticulateness and slavery. why? their eyes seem to ask us."

"we've all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of shakespeare. thanks to the internet, we now know this is not true..."

african monkey proverb: "the day the monkey is destined to die, all the trees get slippery."

"i'll buy a bunch of monkeys, dress them up, and make them re-enact the civil war"

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the one and only...

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see the mattress. gaze in awe at its turquoiseness. mattresses like this don't happen by accident you know. Men died during its creation. we may never see it in the flesh, but we can consider ourselves lucky to have been born in its time.
28th Jul 2006, 08:29   | tags:,,comments (4)

some things

here are some things i found on the floor in las vegas

i was in a funny mood that month


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its my friend vinnie's birthday! happy birthday!
26th Jul 2006, 21:57   | tags:,comments (6)

read this...

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i think this is the greatest book ever. as you can see, my copy is, ahem, 'well thumbed'
25th Jul 2006, 18:40   | tags:,,comments (11)


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...the shoes are kissing.
25th Jul 2006, 18:36   | tags:,comments (4)

time for a bit of ego massaging

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these are some of my favourite pics i've ever taken, in no particular order,
and for no particular reason.
hope you like them.

cigarettes, ye be warned!

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spotted in my office car park.
25th Jul 2006, 11:27   | tags:,,comments (6)


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someone has wiped poo on the toilet door in my office.
24th Jul 2006, 15:50   | tags:,,,comments (7)