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"why would a reviewer make the point of saying someone's *not* a genius? do you especially think i'm *not* a genius? you didn't even have to think about it, did you?"

"monkeys are superior to men in this: when a monkey looks into a mirror, he sees a monkey.”

"i am secretly afraid of animals.... i think it is because of the usness in their eyes, with the underlying not-usness which belies it, and is so tragic a reminder of the lost age when we human beings branched off and left them: left them to eternal inarticulateness and slavery. why? their eyes seem to ask us."

"we've all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of shakespeare. thanks to the internet, we now know this is not true..."

african monkey proverb: "the day the monkey is destined to die, all the trees get slippery."

"i'll buy a bunch of monkeys, dress them up, and make them re-enact the civil war"

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its my friend vinnie's birthday! happy birthday!
26th Jul 2006, 21:57   | tags:,comments (6)

read this...

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i think this is the greatest book ever. as you can see, my copy is, ahem, 'well thumbed'
25th Jul 2006, 18:40   | tags:,,comments (11)


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...the shoes are kissing.
25th Jul 2006, 18:36   | tags:,comments (4)

time for a bit of ego massaging

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these are some of my favourite pics i've ever taken, in no particular order,
and for no particular reason.
hope you like them.

cigarettes, ye be warned!

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spotted in my office car park.
25th Jul 2006, 11:27   | tags:,,comments (6)


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someone has wiped poo on the toilet door in my office.
24th Jul 2006, 15:50   | tags:,,,comments (7)

there are a lot of rules on a building site.

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remember: horseplay kills.

the rug deity revealed!

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i'm afraid this is the best photo i have for now. its basically this pattern repeated.
24th Jul 2006, 12:45   | tags:,,,,comments (8)