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"why would a reviewer make the point of saying someone's *not* a genius? do you especially think i'm *not* a genius? you didn't even have to think about it, did you?"

"monkeys are superior to men in this: when a monkey looks into a mirror, he sees a monkey.”

"i am secretly afraid of animals.... i think it is because of the usness in their eyes, with the underlying not-usness which belies it, and is so tragic a reminder of the lost age when we human beings branched off and left them: left them to eternal inarticulateness and slavery. why? their eyes seem to ask us."

"we've all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of shakespeare. thanks to the internet, we now know this is not true..."

african monkey proverb: "the day the monkey is destined to die, all the trees get slippery."

"i'll buy a bunch of monkeys, dress them up, and make them re-enact the civil war"

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- signs seen on my way home for lunch

"i can see the whole room and theres no one there"

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- taken on an imac using photobooth, whilst very hammered. yay for drinking!

some randomness

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-for arkangel, some lost lonely gloves. at least they're together

- i love pigeons, i'll never tire of taking pictures of them.

- this is ellen, the lovely girl who buys me all those nice presents....

william tell eat your heart out...

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did this work?

its meant to be a video of me shooting my friend tom in the face with a crossbow...

i was sooooo bored.....

and a little drunk.....

two faces...

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- my flatmate sally's dad's face.

- don't know who he is, but he's a handsome devil....

some angle business....

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here are some pics that i'm posting purely because i'm bored here at work...

- a bench in the highbury vaults

- some foliage

- late night drunken photo taking

an evening ride on the mechanical donkey part two...

- my new car...

- more plants and 'art'

- you've got to have a dream....

- cycled all the way down the path, only to discover this sign. whoopsy

- one of my favourite pubs in the whole of bristol - the duke of york in st werburghs

- even cities have their moments of tranquility