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"why would a reviewer make the point of saying someone's *not* a genius? do you especially think i'm *not* a genius? you didn't even have to think about it, did you?"

"monkeys are superior to men in this: when a monkey looks into a mirror, he sees a monkey.”

"i am secretly afraid of animals.... i think it is because of the usness in their eyes, with the underlying not-usness which belies it, and is so tragic a reminder of the lost age when we human beings branched off and left them: left them to eternal inarticulateness and slavery. why? their eyes seem to ask us."

"we've all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of shakespeare. thanks to the internet, we now know this is not true..."

african monkey proverb: "the day the monkey is destined to die, all the trees get slippery."

"i'll buy a bunch of monkeys, dress them up, and make them re-enact the civil war"

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hmmm. maybe lord of the flies affected me more than i thought.

lord of the flies

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ok, so i've read the book many times, but this was the first time i've seen
the film, and it freaked me out, big-style.


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i am a winner!

cider rocks!

so a gang of us went to 'the apple' last night. its a new cider bar in
brizzle, and it rocks. hard.

- the menu. mmm

- sometimes, halfs are the best way

- jo is on the receiving end of tom's patented eye attack. he invented this.

- some hugs.

- more hug action

where is he?

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i have lost my tattooed bear

just asking for it...

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just asking for it....
16th Oct 2006, 13:12   | tags:,,comments (15)

there's something odd about this building...

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but i can't work out what.

it has those nasty orange lights burning pretty much 24 hours a day, and
smells like a swimming pool.

it is also attached to the hospital...
16th Oct 2006, 13:09   | tags:,,,comments (7)

for arkangel

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another pleading glove....
16th Oct 2006, 13:06   | tags:,,comments (5)