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"why would a reviewer make the point of saying someone's *not* a genius? do you especially think i'm *not* a genius? you didn't even have to think about it, did you?"

"monkeys are superior to men in this: when a monkey looks into a mirror, he sees a monkey.”

"i am secretly afraid of animals.... i think it is because of the usness in their eyes, with the underlying not-usness which belies it, and is so tragic a reminder of the lost age when we human beings branched off and left them: left them to eternal inarticulateness and slavery. why? their eyes seem to ask us."

"we've all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of shakespeare. thanks to the internet, we now know this is not true..."

african monkey proverb: "the day the monkey is destined to die, all the trees get slippery."

"i'll buy a bunch of monkeys, dress them up, and make them re-enact the civil war"

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b+w raven

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hotdog, here it is...looks pretty good :)

raven and leaves

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we went for a walk in the rain, and this is what we saw...
23rd Oct 2006, 11:56   | tags:,,,comments (11)

friday night cider and stew

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holy shit, it was good. old bristolian rules.

the third shot is the picture that has put me off pork scratchings for

drinks with dad

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i went to the old duke last night with my dad, who some of you will know as
mr P, and we watched some excellent music by a band called sheelanagig.

then, because mr P was pissed, we went to his hotel and had another beer in the creepy bar, with a white piano

for joe, by ellen

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and thus drew ellen...
19th Oct 2006, 15:07   | tags:,,comments (8)

holbein can bite my ass

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its ellen and me!

hair and makeup by pillow @ bed
drawings by ellen
pouts: models own

don't care bear - a profile

finally, using the magic of loupery, i can show you the wonder of don't care
bear in glorious close-up


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....for lizzie
18th Oct 2006, 19:49   | tags:,,comments (7)