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"why would a reviewer make the point of saying someone's *not* a genius? do you especially think i'm *not* a genius? you didn't even have to think about it, did you?"

"monkeys are superior to men in this: when a monkey looks into a mirror, he sees a monkey.”

"i am secretly afraid of animals.... i think it is because of the usness in their eyes, with the underlying not-usness which belies it, and is so tragic a reminder of the lost age when we human beings branched off and left them: left them to eternal inarticulateness and slavery. why? their eyes seem to ask us."

"we've all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of shakespeare. thanks to the internet, we now know this is not true..."

african monkey proverb: "the day the monkey is destined to die, all the trees get slippery."

"i'll buy a bunch of monkeys, dress them up, and make them re-enact the civil war"

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happy birthday bmal!

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24th Nov 2006, 10:34   | tags:,,comments (19)

for arkangel

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the light and dark of the single glove...


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in the pub last night....
24th Nov 2006, 09:32   | tags:,,,comments (7)


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or is it a sheet?


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rooting around last night finding some negatives for a certain brother o'
mine, and remembered the covers i put on all my neg files at uni.

i'm well arty, me.
23rd Nov 2006, 09:41   | tags:,,comments (10)

our new housemate

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he moved in on monday night, and hasn't left since.

we have named him flyey, and he's the first fly to ever actually walk
onto my hand and stay there.

he hasn't paid his rent yet, although he doesn't use much toilet roll.
23rd Nov 2006, 09:39   | tags:,,,comments (12)

chucks: a study

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late night chucks.
20th Nov 2006, 16:40   | tags:,,,,comments (6)


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pure filth.
20th Nov 2006, 15:41   | tags:,,,comments (4)