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"why would a reviewer make the point of saying someone's *not* a genius? do you especially think i'm *not* a genius? you didn't even have to think about it, did you?"

"monkeys are superior to men in this: when a monkey looks into a mirror, he sees a monkey.”

"i am secretly afraid of animals.... i think it is because of the usness in their eyes, with the underlying not-usness which belies it, and is so tragic a reminder of the lost age when we human beings branched off and left them: left them to eternal inarticulateness and slavery. why? their eyes seem to ask us."

"we've all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of shakespeare. thanks to the internet, we now know this is not true..."

african monkey proverb: "the day the monkey is destined to die, all the trees get slippery."

"i'll buy a bunch of monkeys, dress them up, and make them re-enact the civil war"

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it must be gLove

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one old, and one new....

black and white

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black and white is nice too...


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colour is nice...

hilarious graf...

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seen in the old duke on friday.

i laughed my cock off...
27th Nov 2006, 12:03   | tags:,,comments (16)

wires and stuff...

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remember a while back when mr p came to visit me?

remember we were 'mugged' for 3 squids to pay a copper turtle?

well here is the thing in real life....

a man called sami makes them, and whilst he's a lovely guy, he also a dirty

some of the stories he told us would make your teeth itch...
27th Nov 2006, 11:57   | tags:,,,,comments (2)


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i know its not really a glove, but i think it counts...

JUMP again!

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there was another as well, ellen reminded me...


- my first attempt

- my second attempt

- ellen's first attempt

- ellen's second attempt

- the castle we were jumping off (please note soft, sandy landing space)