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"why would a reviewer make the point of saying someone's *not* a genius? do you especially think i'm *not* a genius? you didn't even have to think about it, did you?"

"monkeys are superior to men in this: when a monkey looks into a mirror, he sees a monkey.”

"i am secretly afraid of animals.... i think it is because of the usness in their eyes, with the underlying not-usness which belies it, and is so tragic a reminder of the lost age when we human beings branched off and left them: left them to eternal inarticulateness and slavery. why? their eyes seem to ask us."

"we've all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of shakespeare. thanks to the internet, we now know this is not true..."

african monkey proverb: "the day the monkey is destined to die, all the trees get slippery."

"i'll buy a bunch of monkeys, dress them up, and make them re-enact the civil war"

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this photo looked much better on my phone...

guess the film....

lazy sunday afternoon + dvd + camphone = stupid game....

night time gLove

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looks like it might be the brother of this one
8th Dec 2006, 09:33   | tags:,,,comments (10)


went to see my friend vinnie last night at the fleece.

he was most good, and i'm also suitably impressed with the ol' camera phone, which i think performed above expectations...
8th Dec 2006, 09:19   | tags:,,comments (14)

the book of ellen

our friend robert 'wilson' wilson is a shit hot illustrator, who drew ellen
a going away cartoon book.

apologies for the rubbish photos - benos is a dweeb.

heh heh heh....

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i have tampered with this a little...

i'm such a dick.

murder in m&s

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truly horrific...
5th Dec 2006, 16:05   | tags:,,comments (5)

scary place

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down the road from me there is an underground road that leads to hell. it
makes funny noises when its windy...
5th Dec 2006, 12:38   | tags:,,,,,comments (9)