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i now have a FLICKR page too!

"why would a reviewer make the point of saying someone's *not* a genius? do you especially think i'm *not* a genius? you didn't even have to think about it, did you?"

"monkeys are superior to men in this: when a monkey looks into a mirror, he sees a monkey.”

"i am secretly afraid of animals.... i think it is because of the usness in their eyes, with the underlying not-usness which belies it, and is so tragic a reminder of the lost age when we human beings branched off and left them: left them to eternal inarticulateness and slavery. why? their eyes seem to ask us."

"we've all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of shakespeare. thanks to the internet, we now know this is not true..."

african monkey proverb: "the day the monkey is destined to die, all the trees get slippery."

"i'll buy a bunch of monkeys, dress them up, and make them re-enact the civil war"

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last of the close-ups...

the last of the close-ups from my spanky new camera...

- a flutterby in my room.

- some pencil writing.

- lemons

- um, its birdshit

- the tiny weave of my shirt...
29th Dec 2006, 10:49   | tags:,,,,comments (9)

eye eye...

more close-up shenanigans with the new camera. see how close!

i love the way you can see my camera reflected in my pupil in the first shot...
29th Dec 2006, 10:36   | tags:,,comments (5)

spidey - a profile

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new camera for christmas! macro shots a-go-go!

i'm in love with the powershot, and also spiderman. perfect combo.

spidey in a hoody, courtesy of kubrick and my bro :)

the long walk home.

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considering i was pissed, i think i did rather well :)

office xmas party....

- a badly captured portrait turns into a fairly interesting picture.

- the floor (?)

- a genuine stan donwood painting.

- the toilet (?)

- meta blogging with benos taylorian

- as a man, i find this ad quite insulting....


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another one...


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probably the only good thing about working early is that i get to see this...
20th Dec 2006, 08:28   | tags:,,,,comments (18)

naughty polar!

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naughty polar bears at the wedding reception. the second shot is for

apologies for the poor quality, but taking pictures of copulating bears when you're supposed to be taking pictures of the cutting of the cake isn't quite the 'done thing'