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"why would a reviewer make the point of saying someone's *not* a genius? do you especially think i'm *not* a genius? you didn't even have to think about it, did you?"

"monkeys are superior to men in this: when a monkey looks into a mirror, he sees a monkey.”

"i am secretly afraid of animals.... i think it is because of the usness in their eyes, with the underlying not-usness which belies it, and is so tragic a reminder of the lost age when we human beings branched off and left them: left them to eternal inarticulateness and slavery. why? their eyes seem to ask us."

"we've all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of shakespeare. thanks to the internet, we now know this is not true..."

african monkey proverb: "the day the monkey is destined to die, all the trees get slippery."

"i'll buy a bunch of monkeys, dress them up, and make them re-enact the civil war"

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between xmas and new year, part 2

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- taking beezer and dido for walkies.

- night time ellen-monkey

between xmas and new year

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a night in with my friends, playing board games (rock and roll!)

- anna and me. i look surly, but its just because i'm so desperately drunk.
it was 4am.

- elly and jack. neither, apparently, has grasped the 'look at the camera'


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dino attack!

christmas day...

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........about 8pm, and this is what i see.

bedroom photography.

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photographing in complete darkness yields some interesting results...
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...king of dogs.

gLove medley

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all at wollaton park in nottinghamshire. and all within about 500m of each

call centre work....

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