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"why would a reviewer make the point of saying someone's *not* a genius? do you especially think i'm *not* a genius? you didn't even have to think about it, did you?"

"monkeys are superior to men in this: when a monkey looks into a mirror, he sees a monkey.”

"i am secretly afraid of animals.... i think it is because of the usness in their eyes, with the underlying not-usness which belies it, and is so tragic a reminder of the lost age when we human beings branched off and left them: left them to eternal inarticulateness and slavery. why? their eyes seem to ask us."

"we've all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of shakespeare. thanks to the internet, we now know this is not true..."

african monkey proverb: "the day the monkey is destined to die, all the trees get slippery."

"i'll buy a bunch of monkeys, dress them up, and make them re-enact the civil war"

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mon the biffy!

was treated last night to a excellent evening of music by biffy clyro, most
excellent. they were supported by a couple of pretty terrible bands,
but i really enjoyed 'the bronx' who were all dressed like chav townies, but
ended up being actually rather good. anyway, here are some of my
back-of-the-crowd pictures thanks kelly!!!!!!


15th Jan 2007, 17:16   | tags:,,,comments (8)

things that are bloo...

themed lunchtime walk results in bumper haul of photos! woo hoo!

i love the irony of a glass merchant with a broken window :D

last night....

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went out drigaligalinking last night. oh dear.- the final round of
drinks. between four of us- it looks like he's saying
'ooooooh'- for mysocalledmoblog - they're advertising it! yay!


i cut my thumb last night, right on the join. it will not stop
bleeding. here is a picture of the blood, and a selection of the
shards that the glass broke into. have you ever seen such vicious looking
glass? me neither.the last picture is of the blood on the tea-towel.
i like it : )

lions and tigers

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these two characters were tied to the roof of a van. i think the lion looks
particularly dashing with his windswept mane and blue eye-linera
bugger to photograph though - i was on tippytoes :)

builders building buildings

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the buildings that the dirty builders are building. its going to be our new
shopping centre. i think this is the bit that mr p is involved with.


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all the builders around my office have made a lovely mess on the ground.
dusty boots, dusty boots.